# What Political Correspondant Gets You Going?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2012, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946 "2012-06-22T15:21:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/21 "2012-06-23T14:24:02Z")

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Monica Crowley

[https://www.google.com/search?q=Monica+Crowley&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL\_en&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ZM\_lT4bhCcmc2QW7qJHwCQ&ved=0CIABELAE&biw=1024&bih=600](https://www.google.com/search?q=Monica+Crowley&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ZM_lT4bhCcmc2QW7qJHwCQ&ved=0CIABELAE&biw=1024&bih=600)

Chris Jansing

[https://www.google.com/search?q=chris+jansing&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL\_en&prmd=imvnsol&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=i9DlT8LpC4Ks2gXdnLXaCQ&ved=0CGAQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=600](https://www.google.com/search?q=chris+jansing&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&prmd=imvnsol&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=i9DlT8LpC4Ks2gXdnLXaCQ&ved=0CGAQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=600)

Erin Burnett

[https://www.google.com/search?q=erin+burnett&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL\_en&prmd=imvnsol&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=u9DlT7-VHeeW2AXXrMjaCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CGgQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=600](https://www.google.com/search?q=erin+burnett&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&prmd=imvnsol&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=u9DlT7-VHeeW2AXXrMjaCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CGgQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=600)

Laura Ingraham

[https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL\_en&q=laura%20ingraham&aq=f&aqi=&psj=1&bav=on.2,or.r\_gc.r\_pw.r\_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=600&wrapid=tlif134046143918710&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=ItHlT\_jELYPM2gXRguncCQ](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&q=laura%20ingraham&aq=f&aqi=&psj=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=600&wrapid=tlif134046143918710&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=ItHlT_jELYPM2gXRguncCQ)

Meghan McCain

[https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL\_en&q=meghan%20mccain&aq=0&aqi=g5g-s1g2g-s1g1&psj=1&bav=on.2,or.r\_gc.r\_pw.r\_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=600&wrapid=tlif134046149239010&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=XtHlT9LyA8X42gXh77TZCQ](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&q=meghan%20mccain&aq=0&aqi=g5g-s1g2g-s1g1&psj=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=600&wrapid=tlif134046149239010&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=XtHlT9LyA8X42gXh77TZCQ)

And yeah, Karen Finney

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**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/22 "2012-06-23T15:23:06Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> Erin Burnett

I’ll second that.

I can’t believe no one has mentioned [Mika Brzenzinski](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21775042/ns/msnbc_tv-morning_joe/t/mika-brzezinski/) yet.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/23 "2012-06-24T07:42:26Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> Monica Crowley
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> [Monica Crowley - Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=Monica+Crowley&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ZM_lT4bhCcmc2QW7qJHwCQ&ved=0CIABELAE&biw=1024&bih=600)
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> Chris Jansing
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> [chris jansing - Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=chris+jansing&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&prmd=imvnsol&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=i9DlT8LpC4Ks2gXdnLXaCQ&ved=0CGAQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=600)
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> Erin Burnett
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> [erin burnett - Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=erin+burnett&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&prmd=imvnsol&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=u9DlT7-VHeeW2AXXrMjaCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CGgQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=600)
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> Laura Ingraham
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> [laura ingraham - Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&q=laura%20ingraham&aq=f&aqi=&psj=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=600&wrapid=tlif134046143918710&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=ItHlT_jELYPM2gXRguncCQ)
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> Meghan McCain
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> [meghan mccain - Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&q=meghan%20mccain&aq=0&aqi=g5g-s1g2g-s1g1&psj=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=600&wrapid=tlif134046149239010&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=XtHlT9LyA8X42gXh77TZCQ)
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> And yeah, Karen Finney

Never would have thought the McCain would be the prettiest one. Wowsa.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/24 "2012-06-24T13:16:22Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> “Krystal Ball?!” She sounds like a stripper at the Troc!

Apparently her dad was a physicist and [did his dissertation on crystals](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystal_Ball). The first time I saw her, I had to look her up to figure out if she took a spouse’s surname and I thought that must really be love - or her original surname was terrible! Instead, the answer appears to be that she really does love her dad even though he has a terrible sense of humor.

And yes, Richard Engel. Mmmm. My love for Brian Williams (even though he could stand to lay off the tanning a tad) was cemented by his performance as guest host on Saturday Night Live a few years back. The man can act!

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/25 "2012-06-24T14:06:21Z")

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> [@mister\_nyx](#):
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> I came in to mention [Ari](http://www.mainjustice.com/files/2010/02/Shapiro21.jpg). When I first saw a photo of him I was sort of outraged that someone that pretty was working radio and that I’d been listening to him for years without knowing. Sadly, he’s married.

I asked my wife, “What do you think Ari Shapiro looks like?” She said, “I don’t know. Probably short, bald, and a little fat.” I showed her the picture you linked, and her jaw dropped a little. She gasped, “Oh my god!”

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/26 "2012-06-24T18:27:44Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Apparently her dad was a physicist and [did his dissertation on crystals](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystal_Ball). The first time I saw her, I had to look her up to figure out if she took a spouse’s surname and I thought that must really be love - or her original surname was terrible! Instead, the answer appears to be that she really does love her dad even though he has a terrible sense of humor.
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> And yes, Richard Engel. Mmmm. My love for Brian Williams (even though he could stand to lay off the tanning a tad) was cemented by his performance as guest host on Saturday Night Live a few years back. The man can act!

He can also totally “slow jam” the news!

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/27 "2012-06-24T20:07:12Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> He can also totally “slow jam” the news!

Brian Williams could slow jam me anytime.

[Who said that? Did \*I \*say that? \*I \*never said that.]

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/28 "2012-06-24T20:15:04Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Brian Williams could slow jam me anytime.
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> [Who said that? Did \*I \*say that? \*I \*never said that.]

Yes, I am sure you are _exactly_ his type…

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**Author:** ![Chicagojeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@Chicagojeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicagojeff)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/29 "2012-06-24T21:39:03Z")

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Ohh chiming in to vote for Isha Sesay on CNN… beautiful with a british accent to boot!!!

[http://news.sl/drwebsite/exec/view.cgi?archive=6&num=14238](http://news.sl/drwebsite/exec/view.cgi?archive=6&num=14238)

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/30 "2012-06-25T00:32:25Z")

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> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#):
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> Yes, I am sure you are _exactly_ his type…

I am quite aware that I am _no one’s_ “type,” dear heart, so you can reassure Messrs. Engel and Williams that I have no designs on them.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/31 "2012-06-25T00:59:23Z")

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> [@mister\_nyx](#):
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> I came in to mention [Ari](http://www.mainjustice.com/files/2010/02/Shapiro21.jpg). When I first saw a photo of him I was sort of outraged that someone that pretty was working radio and that I’d been listening to him for years without knowing. Sadly, he’s married.

Jesus Christ

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/32 "2012-06-25T01:05:11Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> I am quite aware that I am _no one’s_ “type,” dear heart, so you can reassure Messrs. Engel and Williams that I have no designs on them.

Pfft. As if any of us in this thread have a snowball’s chance with any of these lovelies.

But I can still have happy thoughts! 😃

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/33 "2012-06-25T02:10:06Z")

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> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#):
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> Yes, I am sure you are _exactly_ his type…

This is out of line and jerkish. Do not post like this again. This is a warning.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-political-correspondant-gets-you-going/625946/34 "2012-06-25T02:58:34Z")

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Not sure if she qualifies as a _political_ correspondent but Lara Logan could have her way with me…(I’ll be in my bunk.)

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