# What poster would you like to marry(or whatever) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 1999, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577 "1999-11-21T19:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/1 "1999-11-21T19:55:00Z")
Kellibelli. Ms. Scarlett O’Kellibelli. Charm & grace to spare. [insert hearts & flowers here]. Which poster would YOU like to marry? Or whatever? * * * Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/2 "1999-11-21T20:33:00Z")
The Lion, Oh wait I already did that. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/3 "1999-11-21T20:35:00Z")
There are a few that I would like to “or whatever” with. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/4 "1999-11-21T21:41:00Z")
I’ll take Whatever for $200, Alex. And those posters know who they are… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/5 "1999-11-21T21:46:00Z")
I’m sure he knows who he is… ---
**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/6 "1999-11-21T22:40:00Z")
- - - There’s lots of people that I’d marry. - - - - It’s the joint checking accounts -n- credit cards that cause all the trouble. - MC ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/7 "1999-11-21T22:42:00Z")
> [@](#): > > There are a few that I would like to “or whatever” with. :😊: ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/8 "1999-11-21T22:51:00Z")
I’m not the marrying type just yet, but I’m sure there’s a few out there who want my love child, so ladies… ahem… My number is 1-513-… * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/9 "1999-11-22T00:50:00Z")
Well? What’s the rest of it, cowgod? * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. Semper Ubi Sub Ubi ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/10 "1999-11-22T03:29:00Z")
Dan, that’s so sweet! You didnt forget me, come to New Brunswick my love… I’ll show you all the ‘sights’. 😉 I missed you guys. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/11 "1999-11-22T03:37:00Z")
At least 2 of the above are in my “whatever” category. You, too, Byz. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/12 "1999-11-22T04:31:00Z")
“Whatever” CandianSue. My bad, I already did that. Can I have seconds? 😉 * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/13 "1999-11-22T04:44:00Z")
I must apologize. What I said in the above post is simply wrong. Her name is CanadianSue. 🙂 * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/14 "1999-11-22T04:46:00Z")
A rare kellibelli sighting! Have you got yourself a 'puter now dear, or what? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/15 "1999-11-22T04:49:00Z")
Well, my list is rather long. That’s all I’m going to say. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/16 "1999-11-22T04:58:00Z")
Yes, I have quite a long “whatever” list, but marry? That’s a pretty drastic step, when I haven’t even known this message board very long… how about an open-ended engagement instead? * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/17 "1999-11-22T05:01:00Z")
-Well I DID have this Kathy Ireland poster that I was… Oh, sorry wrong kind of poster. * * * Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words’ll make me sit in a darkened corner and cry for hours. Kyoko Baby, Shane ---
**Author:** ![JamesCarroll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@JamesCarroll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JamesCarroll)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/18 "1999-11-22T05:19:00Z")
I still like the one of Farah Fawcett where you can almost see her… Oh wait. That’s not what you meant. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/19 "1999-11-22T05:33:00Z")
I’d like to marry Heatherlee. She had a web page saying she’d like to marry me up for 27 minutes last Wednesday. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/20 "1999-11-22T05:34:00Z")
Naturally there are any number of whatevers on my list. But are there any match ups on their list? That’s the real question… * * * -PIGEONMAN- Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577.md?page=2)