# What poster would you like to marry(or whatever) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 1999, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577 "1999-11-21T19:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/21 "1999-11-22T06:16:00Z")
Oh, there’s definitely a couple of “whatevers” that post on this board – further than that your affiant sayeth naught! 😉 -Melin ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/22 "1999-11-22T06:16:00Z")
I plead the fifth. The last Doper who wanted to marry me chose what was behind door #3… * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/23 "1999-11-22T06:44:00Z")
I’ll also take whatever…and the ones I’d want to do whatever to know who they are. \< grinning\> * * * “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/24 "1999-11-22T14:03:00Z")
I’d do Orangecakes and/or Falcon. Both are very sweet and sound sexy. Bill (Not Snark) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/25 "1999-11-22T14:16:00Z")
Why thank you viper,but who are you? Male.female?Age? Actually,I already asked someone and he said sure.Gotta wait 10 years though for some reason… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/26 "1999-11-22T14:31:00Z")
I am a long time lurker and short time poster. I am male, very much male. I am a grad student. I am 25. And I have it for you. Viper ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/27 "1999-11-22T14:40:00Z")
_puts a Julio Iglesias CD in the player and dims the lights_ ## Awwww… how sweet… young love. The floor’s yours, orangecakes and Viper 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/28 "1999-11-22T14:44:00Z")
Aw coldfire,ya big softy.Julio Eglasius(try the Ramones),gee whiz,Vipe,your the right age,you live in the south…I have 10 years before getting married ;)… ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/29 "1999-11-22T15:00:00Z")
I can do a lot of things with you in 10 years Orange. Are you up for a threesome with Falcon or should it just be the two of us? Viper ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/30 "1999-11-22T15:01:00Z")
We get to choose doors too? Wow! I choose the purple one! * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/31 "1999-11-22T15:03:00Z")
No 3somes 4 me,dear… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/32 "1999-11-22T15:06:00Z")
I have quite a few faves here, maybe we could plan another SD meeting and all become one big happy gooey family! _Pops in the Lords of Acid and the Misfits, mixes the everclear jello shots and turns on the strobe light_ * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/33 "1999-11-22T15:07:00Z")
you need to e-mail me,young man ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/34 "1999-11-22T15:13:00Z")
Hmm let me think on this one 🙂 * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/35 "1999-11-22T16:18:00Z")
Orange, do you want me to e-mail you or are you talking about some other young man? If it is me, I love it when you talk stern like that. Tell me what to do. I will be your love slave. Viper ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/36 "1999-11-22T17:16:00Z")
\ * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/37 "1999-11-22T17:18:00Z")
PCW is that what is really on your mind? Or do you want us to know you have no comment? Viper ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/38 "1999-11-22T17:33:00Z")
Whatever…Hey Seale… I’d do ya 😉 * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/39 "1999-11-22T17:33:00Z")
Oppsss damn those little html commands! **sits in the corner mesmerized by the strobe light and BurnMe’s cute ass** * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/40 "1999-11-22T17:46:00Z")
_dances over to PCW and shakes it like a white girl_ * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577.md?page=3)