# What poster would you like to marry(or whatever) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 1999, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577 "1999-11-21T19:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/41 "1999-11-23T06:01:00Z")
PCW I would have to agree with ya on that one… plus he can cook!! * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/42 "1999-11-23T06:11:00Z")
Yes,as you already know,you were to e-mail me.You want me to talk like howard stern?? I can’t even burp on command! I’ve never had a love slave before! What am I supposed to do with one?Hmmmm.okay,I have some ideas ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/43 "1999-11-23T06:13:00Z")
What? No one wants to marry or whatever with me? It’s my domestic ineptitude isn’t it? :::::Whining like Lucy:::::WAHHHHHHHHH ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/44 "1999-11-23T06:18:00Z")
Yeah Sue, and he has such a way with words! I’d do Seale too, but I know there wouldn’t be much left of him after you hon, you are way too much woman to try and fill your shoes. =) * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/45 "1999-11-23T06:24:00Z")
I would love to hear your ideas of what you would want to do with me as your love slave. Send them to me in e-mail or post them here. Just let me know. I’m UP for it. Viper ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/46 "1999-11-23T06:28:00Z")
**gases up the corporate jet and makes flight plans to Seattle** * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/47 "1999-11-23T06:28:00Z")
Hershey’s syrup…will have to continue privately,as I’m not sure of the rules here regarding words and images… * * * The poster beneath me is really smart! ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/48 "1999-11-23T06:30:00Z")
I love Hersey’s Syrup. I will await the e-mail detailing more. Viper ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/49 "1999-11-23T06:31:00Z")
Ladies ladies I appreciate the flattery, but the SO might be bugged by a harem \ however i will keep you in mind… maybe have a SD orgy/buffet! I came for the orgy, but i stayed for the gumbo! * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/50 "1999-11-23T06:35:00Z")
PCW and I have shared many things Burn… but never a man…and I’m very happy with my whatever choice, even tho you can cook 🙂 * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/51 "1999-11-23T06:43:00Z")
Well, I dont know enough of you well enough to get married but I suppose some kinky ‘whatever’ never hurt anyone. Grab a ticket ladies, Don Juan the Lover of Women is open for business!!! =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/52 "1999-11-23T06:45:00Z")
Let’s All take a shower together! 🙂 * * * The poster beneath me is really smart! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/53 "1999-11-23T06:48:00Z")
Share a man? I think I answered that one with my Sealemon comment. I am after all, number two crackwhore in all of Chad. I learned from the best tho. * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/54 "1999-11-23T06:59:00Z")
LOL I didnt mean we SHOULD share a man… * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/55 "1999-11-22T19:05:00Z")
Like I said earlier,have ta wait to get hitched,(gotta convert!) so right now,I would just love to get together and do a girls night out with pcw,sue,kelli,diane,etc. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/56 "1999-11-22T19:07:00Z")
Ohh sorry. Blonde moment there! OK so if sharing is out… what about borrowing for a night or two ; ) * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/57 "1999-11-22T22:46:00Z")
Well, Orangecakes is definitely hot. Now, Orange, are you suggesting something more than just a girls night out? If so I want to join in, if not then I just want you. Viper p.s. What she said she would do with Hershey’s syrup. Yum Yum. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/58 "1999-11-22T22:50:00Z")
Is there truly a thing called a “girls night out” coz everyone I ever attended had some male hot bucket of lust doing a striptease for us? * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/59 "1999-11-22T22:51:00Z")
Ah, nothing as romantic as “you too”. Thanks TennHippie! I wouldn’t mind doing a little “whatever” with you. I wouldn’t marry anyone but, the “whatever” bit… hmmm… let’s see, just going by they way these people post: TennHippie (fuck you, and I really MEAN that! 😉 ) and whats-his-face might be fun. OpalCat would be hell in the sack, I’m sure. Kellibelli, Sealemon88, pricar… maybe get The Lion and Lioness for a three way and then perhaps I’d have a bit of Konrad, Bjorn and Brithael (ha ha ha ha ha!) Made you look, made you look! Okay, this four year old is grabbing at my hands so I gotta go. My list is much longer. If I can strap him down for a moment or two I may be back! * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![MountainBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@MountainBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MountainBlue)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/60 "1999-11-22T22:55:00Z")
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