# What poster would you like to marry(or whatever) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 1999, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577 "1999-11-21T19:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/61 "1999-11-22T23:08:00Z")
Whoah ! I never thought I’d make THIS list… _note to self: wait a while before posting pic on Opal’s page…_ ## 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/62 "1999-11-22T23:29:00Z")
Ohhh, cowgod is in the Cinci/Lower Dayton area. I lived in that area as well, but then my area grew up into the 937 area code. 🙂 (Not any more mind, am now in 408 land.) * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![MountainBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@MountainBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MountainBlue)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/63 "1999-11-22T23:36:00Z")
Coldfire said: “Whoah ! I never thought I’d make THIS list… \*note to self: wait a while before posting pic on Opal’s page…” In my opinion I think that the first step towards being turned on by someone or stimulated by someone is conversation (written or verbal), you’ve passed that test baby…now we’ll have to figure out how you do with all of the other forms of stimulation! ## MB They’re not Hot Flashes, They’re Power Surges! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/64 "1999-11-22T23:57:00Z")
Nah PCW… I’ll lend just about anything… but Seale is just too damn cute to lend out 😉 * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/65 "1999-11-23T00:05:00Z")
Actually it was that cutie with the backhoe you have with livin with ya I had in mind. I miss his slobbery kisses. How is he? =) * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/66 "1999-11-23T00:06:00Z")
LOL on my lap slobbering at this very moment! * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/67 "1999-11-23T00:33:00Z")
\KELLI! YOU’RE BACK! HOORAY!\ Is it O.K. to e-mail you at the posted address? Don’t want to get you in trouble… Then again (on topic) maybe I do. :o 😉 * * * Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul? ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/68 "1999-11-23T02:40:00Z")
Oh yes! YES! YES! Email me anytime, this is my home address… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/69 "1999-11-23T16:05:00Z")
Im older & more practical. I wouldn’t marry any of the women here. No doubt most of them have a negative dowry. Or spend a lot of their time at work being online, writing on this board. You know who you are. tsk. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/70 "1999-11-23T16:40:00Z")
I’d marry UndeadDude! err…wait I already did. [http://fathom.org/opalcat/wedding.html](http://fathom.org/opalcat/wedding.html) I’m going to assume that I’m on all of those “unnamed” lists for “whatever”… * * * – O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/71 "1999-11-23T16:40:00Z")
Ya got me down Handy. I am a multi-tasking Crackwhore. I can spend all day at this board and still get all my work done, amaze my bosses at how talented I am, and cook dinner when I get home. Mind you it is a frozen one… but we all can’t be as talented as BurnMe boy! * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/72 "1999-11-23T16:53:00Z")
::sniff , sniff, whine:: Nobody wants to marry me, or whatever me either. I see how it is now ! I’m good enough to flirt with, but that’s all I get ! ::sniff, sniff:: I’m going to go sit in a corner now and hold my breath till I die. No, it’s ok, really. I don’t need your pity whatever. ::sniff sniff:: * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/73 "1999-11-23T17:05:00Z")
Awww Ayesha… I’d marry ya… but ummmm then I’d have some explaining to do 😉 * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/74 "1999-11-23T17:08:00Z")
You already said you were married to the Lion and I am not about to tangle with a Lion over anyone, no matter how cute. So, ditch the Lion and then we can talk. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/75 "1999-11-23T17:10:00Z")
Hey, stop complaining…I don’t even get flirted with…(sniffle) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/76 "1999-11-23T17:19:00Z")
You mean NO ONE wants to split up the fabled Flora & Ike alliance? Neither one of us would be insulted if one of you tried to lure us away, y’know . . . ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/77 "1999-11-24T06:30:00Z")
Purple, Yes. We can try to get Satan to do a strip for us! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/78 "1999-11-24T06:33:00Z")
Orange…Now that WOULD be a good thing!! (Martha Stewart eat your heart out!) **goes to the ATM for some readily available cash to stuff in his g-string** * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/79 "1999-11-23T19:00:00Z")
Wow. I shall be walking on cloud nine for quite a few weeks. I landed on Byz’s whatever list. Wow. Oh, wait. Come to think of it, Whatever isn’t clearly defined. Byz might just want to pick me up spin me around and throw me. Oh well, I always liked the gravitron anyway. pat ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/80 "1999-11-23T20:53:00Z")
_sniffle_ No one wants me on their “whatever” list…I’ll just wander off now… * * * “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577.md?page=5)