# What poster would you like to marry(or whatever) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 1999, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577 "1999-11-21T19:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/81 "1999-11-23T21:51:00Z")
I’m putting ALL of you on my “whatever” list! Anyone who didn’t make any list here, YOU are on mine! Now, some of you I will grab your ass, some I will twirl, some I will have coffee with and some I will render unable to walk 😉 pricar? You on on that “special” list. Yeah, THAT one! * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/82 "1999-11-24T01:29:00Z")
Falcon, look back on the front page of posts. I said I would do Orangecakes and/or you. So, while it may not mean a lot to you I said I would do you. Not just _whatever_ you. How much more do you need than that? Would you like for me to spell it out? I will if you need me to. Viper ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/83 "1999-11-24T01:35:00Z")
Uh, that should be “you are on”… darn 4 year old helping me type! * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/84 "1999-11-24T06:52:00Z")
Viper - I like a guy that can be…detailed. Email me and we can discuss it… 😉 * * * “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/85 "1999-11-24T23:10:00Z")
Ayesha…Atrael…welcome to the club. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/86 "1999-11-25T00:16:00Z")
Well, ptui, I spit. Here I am, an undoubtedly mysterious, entrancing presence and no offers… (sigh) no suprise, especially since I ain’t in the running anyhoo. But I just have to ask you guys this one question. Now bend down low, next to my mouth, why I breathe this into your ear…darlin’, pussycat, how long until C#3, Krisy Original or like clones busts your chops for flagrant lust? Blatant, cyber communion of like minds, hearts and nether parts, held up to the torch like a creme brulee to a Williams-Sonoma Yupppie Acetylene Torch? Cassandraly yours, Veb ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/87 "1999-11-25T00:22:00Z")
ok…ok after reading the Kissing thread I gotta add TennHippie to the list of whatevers. As far as marrying tho… I am sticking with the I am not the marrying kind. * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/88 "1999-11-25T01:18:00Z")
I don’t believe in marriage because I don’t believe in marrying an institution. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/89 "1999-11-25T07:22:00Z")
Marriage is a really big step. I DON"T KNOW IF I’m ready for such a thing right now… I’d suggest we just have sex instead! 😃 * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 1999, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/90 "1999-11-27T16:51:00Z")
Seeing as I am a “regular lurker” who rarely posts, I doubt any of you know who I am. But hey…I think I may marry lvick on account of the “Kissing” thread, and GOD because it seems he always posts the right thing at the right time during a thread. Makes me laugh. Besides, it would make playing the nun so much more interesting. I now feel like someone from Greek mythology…I’m after mortals and gods. * * * “Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984 ---
**Author:** ![CatRimbaud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@CatRimbaud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatRimbaud)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/91 "1999-11-29T02:26:00Z")
I don’t know any of you enough for marriage, not that I would even if I did know you well enough, and I don’t remember what “or whatever” feels like. Will keep you posted though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lyly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c67d28/32.png) [@Lyly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyly)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/92 "1999-11-29T05:53:00Z")
ooooh Viper, now you’re turning ME on! * * * Insanity runs in my family…mostly with scissors. ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/93 "1999-11-29T05:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > You mean NO ONE wants to split up the fabled Flora & Ike alliance? Oh, my sweet darling Flora, how you overstimulate me. Were I not already married to my best friend, (notice how I mentioned this right up front, unlike others I could mention!) I would surely drive all night through the horrors of Ohio (not to mention Pennsylvania) to bring my sorry self to your side in the fabled metropolis of Gotham. ## But, _Alas_ I am spoken for, and happy, at that. But, hey, you can’t fault a guy for looking, can you? Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars. ---
**Author:** ![Lyly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c67d28/32.png) [@Lyly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyly)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/94 "1999-11-29T06:00:00Z")
but _snif_ nobody wants me…s’okay, i’m used to it… * * * Insanity runs in my family…mostly with scissors. ---
**Author:** ![Lyly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c67d28/32.png) [@Lyly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyly)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/95 "1999-11-29T06:00:00Z")
but _snif_ nobody wants me…s’okay, i’m used to it… * * * Insanity runs in my family…mostly with scissors. ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/96 "1999-11-29T15:31:00Z")
Lyly, what did I say to turn you on? Let me know and I might say more. I do not know you, have never read any posts by you AFAIK, tell me some and I will see if I will _whatever_ you too. Viper ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/97 "1999-11-29T15:38:00Z")
Viper,you are such a ho! * * * We are on an irreversible path to democracy and freedom. But that could change-Dan Quayle ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/98 "1999-11-29T15:39:00Z")
::Viper circles for the “kill”:: ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/99 "1999-11-29T15:47:00Z")
Orange, just trying to spread a little Holiday cheer. You are still my favorite poster. Viper ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/100 "1999-11-29T16:21:00Z")
I would like to add Zette to my list… 🙂 * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577.md?page=6)