# What poster would you like to marry(or whatever)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 1999, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577 "1999-11-21T19:55:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/101 "1999-11-29T16:38:00Z")

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Fine Viper…just forget about me… 😉

And I’m adding MaxTorque to my list… \< grinning \>

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“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin

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**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/102 "1999-11-29T16:52:00Z")

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Falcon, I could never forget about you.

I have been unable to get on the message board for a few days.

Trust me there is enough of me to go around to Orangecakes, you, and Lyly.

Orange is my favorite poster, but you are my second favorite.

I guess Lyly can be my third since I turned her on.

I could be persuaded to develop a harem. Any takers?

Viper

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/103 "1999-11-30T03:51:00Z")

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Here’s one for ya…

I want to marry Neurro. Right now. Whisk her away to Vegas, find that Elvis chapel, get hitched, and go for the hunka, hunka, burnin’ love.

Alas, she bats for the other team. My loss. But I have to say that her intelligence and honesty impress me, and her humor slays me.

My mother told me once to marry someone who shares my interests, and we’re both interested in the same thing: Chicks!

Whattya say, Neurro? I’ll even promise not to shave your cat.

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**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/104 "1999-11-30T19:26:00Z")

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Is it atrociously superficial of me to mention that I haven’t actually met any of you other posters? Not that looks are everything, but some things (skinny legs, shaved chests, weaselly little mustaches, poor oral hygiene, etc.) are just dealbreakers.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-poster-would-you-like-to-marry-or-whatever/11577/105 "1999-11-30T19:58:00Z")

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I think Stella just described every French guy I have ever met.

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Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

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