# What Posters Do You "Think" Don't Like You?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 24, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551 "2001-01-24T15:08:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/41 "2001-01-24T23:04:21Z")

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No one seems to really hate me here. These rose-colored spectacles are _excellent_, BTW.

In addition, I just want to state for the record that I have nothing but the highest respect for the sluts on this board.

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**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/42 "2001-01-24T23:05:45Z")

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No tomndebb, I was trying to make a humorous reference about the fried food at Sonic or Dairy Queen and the user name tater tots. I guess it fell flat. Oh well.

I mean who puts cheese and ketchup on a girl anyway? I think you should stay away from some of those weird sex threads for a while.

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/43 "2001-01-24T23:30:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Alphagene \*  
> \*\*I dunno about any posters, but I think Charles Kuralt has been tearing up my garden. \*\*

_I_ think Charles Kuralt is dead… damn Zombie journalists.

I’m pretty sure everyone at the NYC DopeFest was pointing and laughing at me the whole night.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/44 "2001-01-24T23:46:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> **I _know_ which posters don’t like me.**

I bet **urlnotfound** is on that list!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/45 "2001-01-24T23:47:28Z")

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Sheesh, Bill, you’ve never had the Oreda tator tots? In the oven?

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/46 "2001-01-24T23:51:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \*  
> **I mean who puts cheese and ketchup on a girl anyway?**

\<andygirl raises her hand, looks around, and tries to casually make it look like she was fixing her hair\> 😉

Rosebud I think most of us were busy processing Uncle Cecil. That one picture still makes my head hurt…

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/47 "2001-01-24T23:53:46Z")

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Oh I almost forgot! I _thought_ **evilbeth** , but it turns out that I was sarcasn-impaired that evening. 😉

And **Tymp** , I guess I believe you… I mean, you used the word darling and want to see me naked. Sure sign, right?

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/48 "2001-01-25T01:04:36Z")

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Heh. I know **Falcon** hates me, 'cause even though she’s a “duck hawk” (wooOOOoo! :rolleyes: ) and is supposed to be some kind of speed machine, I can still run around the circle faster than she can.

Every time.

No sweat.

[_waddles out to kitchen to see if there are any more Good N Plentys_]

Dang! We’re out…Hey, **Wring,** I gotta go down to Farm & Fleet and get some more Good N Plentys, can I borrow your car? You can come with–we can talk about who hates you…I mean, we could talk about who _would_ hate you if you were the sort of person who _anybody_ would hate, because of course nobody could ever hate such a sweet thing as you…Gee, no, sorry, I’ve only got five bucks and I’ll need that for the Good N Plentys, how much gas is in there anyway? Oh, pooh, that’s plenty, Farm & Fleet isn’t that far…  
P.S. Andygirl, is that what they’re calling it now–“processing”? Wow. That’s just so, so–_twisted…_

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/49 "2001-01-25T01:13:58Z")

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**DDG** What? some one hates me??? who, who? hell, I’ve got friends in [sub]low[/sub] places ifyaknowwadimean.  
and I’ll have them… wait a second.

what did you say???

_ **we’re out of Good & Plentys** _[sup]tm[/sup] ???  
OHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  
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wait, let’s take **Bill’s** car - he’ll never notice - he’s busy putting cheese and ketchup on **tatertot**

(by the way **tomndeb** [Beavis/butthead voice] hehehehe you said ‘blow’ [/Beavis/butthead voice])

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/50 "2001-01-25T01:40:28Z")

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I have a feeling iampunha doesn’t care much for me ever since I kept giving him the cold shoulder when he’d IM me.

Then again, I’m sure a lot of people don’t like me, but that was more on the AOL boards. _shrugs_

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/51 "2001-01-25T01:53:37Z")

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…all the posters that don’t like me are under _there_…

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**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/52 "2001-01-25T02:10:44Z")

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I suspect Tatertot thinks I’m some kind of stalker because the only time I post in threads where she has posted is when she talks about her belly-button.

But I’m not really. I’m just a respectful admirer. So she should stop having the police harass me when I’m camped in her yard.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/53 "2001-01-25T03:02:35Z")

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I do _not_ ignore you, **dustMagnate**. I enjoy your posts because you always seem to have a interesting spin on things.  
But your screen-name causes such guilt in me. I look at the herds of dust bison swirling around my ankles, consider cleaning, then promptly sit down at the 'puter instead. And what do I see? _dustMagnate_!

And you, **c\_goat** , are now put on notice that your posts are read and appreciated–so there. More flamboyant folks may get more reaction, but it doesn’t mean the quieter ones aren’t valued.

Veb

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/54 "2001-01-25T03:20:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
> \*\*I wouldn’t say he hates me or anything, but I’m pretty sure Mr. Cynical recently whispered to Zenster that my ass looks fat in these pants. \*\*

What he really told me was;

“Whenever he thinks of giving your @ss a pat, he pants”.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/55 "2001-01-25T03:34:37Z")

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I just haven’t been able to feel the same about Esprix since he threw me over to go live in San Diego. _sniff_

I really thought we had something special. ☹

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/56 "2001-01-25T04:37:07Z")

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We did… er, do… will have… oh, c’mere, you little cutie you! {smooches}

[And I can’t “imagine” why anyone would “think” I wouldn’t like “them”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41750)…

:rolleyes:

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/57 "2001-01-25T05:25:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Krispy Original \*  
> \*\*…all the posters that don’t like me are under _there_… \*\*

You just made me say underwear.

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/58 "2001-01-25T06:04:22Z")

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Yep, just tryin’ to figure out what this thread is for…

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/59 "2001-01-25T10:16:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JBirdman12 \*  
> \*\*You just made me say underwear. \*\*

I could leave, but I’ll just stay 🙂

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-posters-do-you-think-dont-like-you/51551/60 "2001-01-25T10:39:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*I could leave, but I’ll just stay 🙂 \*\*

All my stuff’s here anyway. 🙂

[sub]Where’s **AudreyK**? I’ve never known her to miss out on quoting BNL…[/sub]

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