# What problems would you have after rising from the dead?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 25, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-problems-would-you-have-after-rising-from-the-dead/551360 "2010-08-25T02:35:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-problems-would-you-have-after-rising-from-the-dead/551360/21 "2010-08-25T14:38:54Z")

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Quite aside from the legal problems, your survivors would have a lot of emotional issues to work through.

What if your widow/er has remarried in the meantime?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-problems-would-you-have-after-rising-from-the-dead/551360/22 "2010-08-25T14:46:50Z")

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Since I plan to be cremated, reconstituting my body will be the first obstacle. 😃

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-problems-would-you-have-after-rising-from-the-dead/551360/23 "2010-08-26T01:46:44Z")

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Man, I should have asked at Yahoo Answers, there’d be less stupid remarks.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-problems-would-you-have-after-rising-from-the-dead/551360/24 "2010-08-26T01:53:50Z")

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You should have looked in the Straight Dope Archives. The answer was already there.

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-problems-would-you-have-after-rising-from-the-dead/551360/25 "2010-08-26T02:09:06Z")

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getting a good photo for driver’s license

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-problems-would-you-have-after-rising-from-the-dead/551360/26 "2010-08-26T02:14:56Z")

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Mourning breath?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-problems-would-you-have-after-rising-from-the-dead/551360/27 "2010-08-26T03:29:08Z")

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John 11, verse 38:  
Jesus, once more deeply moved, came to the tomb of Lazarus. It was a cave with a stone laid across the entrance. “Take away the stone,” he said.  
“But, Lord,” said Martha, the sister of the dead man, “by this time there is a bad odor, for he has been there four days.”  
Then Jesus said, “Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?”

So they took away the stone. Then Jesus looked up and said, “Father, I thank you that you have heard me. I knew that you always hear me, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe that you sent me.”

When he had said this, Jesus called in a loud voice, “Lazarus, come out!”  
And the dead man did come out, his hands and feet wrapped with strips of linen, and a cloth around his face.

And Lazarus did look upon his sister Martha and said, “Are those my sandals upon thy feet?”  
And Martha was silent.

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