# What questions should be on the SDMB moderator application? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 29, 2016, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573 "2016-01-29T14:47:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/21 "2016-02-01T15:32:37Z")
Does any poster here have pics of you having sex with anything non-human? Do you have trouble clearing your throat? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/22 "2016-02-01T17:23:54Z")
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/23 "2016-02-01T17:55:56Z")
> [@Iggy](#): > > What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 11 meters per second ---
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/24 "2016-02-01T18:01:02Z")
What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Does he look like a bitch? They speak English in What? English, mother fucker, do you speak it? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/25 "2016-02-01T20:56:34Z")
Question: Would you accept sexual favors for ruling in a particular way? Me: Yes Reply: Dream on! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/26 "2016-02-01T20:58:05Z")
Do you know what the definition of _is_ is? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/27 "2016-02-02T00:39:47Z")
Is there a way out of the dungeon without the wizard’s key? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/28 "2016-02-02T15:23:06Z")
> [@Iggy](#): > > What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Colibri handles all bird questions. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/29 "2016-02-02T15:46:08Z")
Are you completely batshit insane? If no, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/30 "2016-02-02T15:48:31Z")
> [@Iggy](#): > > What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/31 "2016-02-02T15:57:10Z")
Would you like fries with that? ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/32 "2016-02-02T17:30:38Z")
How does one patch KDE2 under FreeBSD? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573/33 "2016-02-03T03:18:25Z")
Do you have pictures of any other moderators naked? Would you like a picture of one of the other moderators naked? Please specify which one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-questions-should-be-on-the-sdmb-moderator-application/744573.md?page=1)