# What Random Object are you? (Quiz) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155 "2005-06-28T05:20:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/1 "2005-06-28T05:20:46Z")
[Here’s the quiz.](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/quiz1.html) I’m a [sock.](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/sock.html) :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/2 "2005-06-28T05:36:48Z")
I… am a [guitar](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/guitar.html). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/3 "2005-06-28T05:48:08Z")
I am [tiolet paper](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/toothpaste.html) ---
**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/4 "2005-06-28T06:04:57Z")
I seem to be [Windex](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/windex.html). I have grave doubts about the diagnosis however, since I am about the farthest thing from a neat-freak you can possibly be. But Windex is a pretty blue, so what the hell. ---
**Author:** ![LilyValy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e9a140/32.png) [@LilyValy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyValy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/5 "2005-06-28T06:24:11Z")
I am a hoe. Seriously, that is what it said. ---
**Author:** ![LilyValy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e9a140/32.png) [@LilyValy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyValy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/6 "2005-06-28T06:29:12Z")
Here is the link: [hoe](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheavenz/hoe.html) ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/7 "2005-06-28T06:32:10Z")
Another Windex. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/8 "2005-06-28T06:39:11Z")
I’m a drumstick ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/9 "2005-06-28T06:40:20Z")
[I are a drumstick.](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/drumstick.html) 😃 WOOT! ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/10 "2005-06-28T07:07:16Z")
Hmm… I’m a guitar. A musical genius, apparently. Man, I learn something new about myself all the time! ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/11 "2005-06-28T07:09:09Z")
Oh wow. I’m a drumstick. Who’d a thought?! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/12 "2005-06-28T07:18:43Z")
I thought I did this quiz a while ago, and that I ended up a drumstick. However, this time I took it, and I ended up a [fork](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/fork.html). Hmm. :dubious: Perhaps I have grown into my forkishness. Forking forkishness. Motherforker. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/13 "2005-06-28T07:45:01Z")
All us drumsticks and guitars should form a band. Of course, the drumsticks run the show because we are cooler. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/14 "2005-06-28T09:05:39Z")
another sock here! ---
**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/15 "2005-06-28T09:31:51Z")
I’m a hoe. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. mm ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/16 "2005-06-28T09:48:50Z")
I’m toilet paper (although the url ends with toothpaste.html). I’m most compatible with socks, so… **hillbilly queen** and **Rushgeekgirl** - how _you_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/17 "2005-06-28T10:22:53Z")
I, too, am a sock. Hey, where’d all the mods come from all of the sudden? No, not that kind of sock… I didn’t mean like…no, read the rest of the thread…what are you doing with that ban button? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/18 "2005-06-28T10:46:50Z")
Windex, little, blue, different… Oh wait, that’s Advil. Yeah? So what if I alphabetise my CD collection??? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/19 "2005-06-28T11:35:13Z")
Windex is a fine product. I keep it under the kitchen sink. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/20 "2005-06-28T11:49:46Z")
[I’m a hoe.](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/hoe.html) I don’t think anyone’s ever called me a hoe before. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155.md?page=2)