# What Random Object are you? (Quiz) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155 "2005-06-28T05:20:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/21 "2005-06-28T11:57:28Z")
I’m a [kitchen knife](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/knife.html). Sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/22 "2005-06-28T11:58:17Z")
I’m a sock also. I’m gonna miss this message board. 😕 I’m thinking that the mods set this test up on purpose to catch socks. Crafty mods. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/23 "2005-06-28T12:50:25Z")
Sock. You could tell this was designed for teenagers by the music choices. Your choices were rap, dance, pop, 80s rock, Christian rock, new metal, old metal, classical and jazz…and I think the last two were thrown in for the chess club members. Since my current playlist consists of Beck, Super Furry Animals, Nina Simone, Creedence and Nick Cave I felt a little alone… not to mention old and unhip. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/24 "2005-06-28T13:01:17Z")
Another guitar here. Where do I sign up for the band. I can do tamborine. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/25 "2005-06-28T14:11:55Z")
I’m a fork. Unique, just like 48,621 other forks in the drawer. 🙂 My best match are a knife and/or sock. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/26 "2005-06-28T14:26:21Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > [I’m a hoe.](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/hoe.html) I don’t think anyone’s ever called me a hoe before. 😃 Not within earshot, anyway. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/27 "2005-06-28T14:29:26Z")
[When last we did this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=309267), I was a **drumstick**. Now, I am a **drumstick**. Apparently, I’m also consistent. ---
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/28 "2005-06-28T14:58:01Z")
I’m windex, apparently. But I can’t this web page to work it’s because the guy who wrote it has left a “ZoneLabs Privacy Insertion” in the middle of his/her HTML. So it won’t work if you don’t have Zone Alarm popup blocking installed on your computer. A bit sloppy really. Er, maybe it’s things like the above that makes me windex… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TwoOnSunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@TwoOnSunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoOnSunday)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/29 "2005-06-28T15:14:54Z")
Toliet paper here. Sadly, I can say I understand how it came to that conclusion. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/30 "2005-06-28T15:29:59Z")
It _siad_ that I’m a fork. But I seem to be more of a drumstick. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/31 "2005-06-28T15:37:06Z")
I’m a [toothbrush](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/toothbrush.html). I’m not a control freak! Well, not so much anymore. I’m working on it, okay? ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/32 "2005-06-28T15:45:38Z")
Toenail. ---
**Author:** ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/33 "2005-06-28T15:46:12Z")
I am toilet paper. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/34 "2005-06-28T15:47:53Z")
How hard would it really be to come up with a unique random object for every possible answer string? It seems to me a half harted attempt. I’m too lazy to do the math, but c’mon, the thread is only on it’s first page and there’s allready a half dozen drum sticks and socks. I’m willing to put money that there was variation in their answers. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/35 "2005-06-28T15:48:07Z")
I’m also a sock. I hope this doesn’t mean I’ll be banned. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/36 "2005-06-28T16:00:51Z")
I’m a slide rule. OK, so the test said I’m Windex, but anyone who’s ever seen my desk knows that’s the furthest thing from the truth. Obviously, this error was due to a lack of appropriate slide rule responses, so I inserted a few of my own and logically extrapolated the most appropriate object to characterize such responses. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/37 "2005-06-28T16:02:51Z")
Oh, and NurseCarmen, that would mean ten billion different objects. Got some time on your hands? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/38 "2005-06-28T17:15:27Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > [When last we did this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=309267), I was a **drumstick**. Now, I am a **drumstick**. > > Apparently, I’m also consistent. Ooops, I must’ve been out that day. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![partlycloudy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/partlycloudy/32/3114_2.png) [@partlycloudy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/partlycloudy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/39 "2005-06-28T17:17:48Z")
Apparently I’m a guitar, but I think I’m more of a drumstick. I’m certainly not a musical genius. **irishgirl** , I agree about the music selections. I was forced to pick classic rock because the rest didn’t fit me at all. I’m more of a 20’s ragtime or 30’s-40’s swing kinda girl (although I do like oldies and some classic rock). ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/40 "2005-06-28T17:37:21Z")
> [@Girl From Mars](#): > > Windex, little, blue, different… Oh wait, that’s Advil. > > Yeah? So what if I alphabetise my CD collection??? Wait… you mean there are people who DON’T alphabetize their CDs? Good lord, how can they find anything? Bah, these same people prolly just hang stuff willy-nilly in the closet, instead of organizing by color, sleeve length, etc. Thank goodness I’m a drumstick! I couldn’t live like a toilet paper or a fork! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155.md?page=3)