# What Random Object are you? (Quiz) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155 "2005-06-28T05:20:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/41 "2005-06-28T18:44:42Z")
[Toothbrush](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/toothbrush.html). And control freak. Hmmph. ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/42 "2005-06-28T19:37:08Z")
I’m a fork. Any knives or socks about? We can go play and not get into fights. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/43 "2005-06-28T19:55:09Z")
Another toothbrush. Now I gotta find a male Windex, or possibly Toilet Paper. ---
**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/44 "2005-06-28T20:13:11Z")
> [@LilyValy](#): > > I am a hoe. > Seriously, that is what it said. ::sniffle, sniffle:: That’s what mine said. In BIG, BOLD letters “you are a hoe”. Wow, makes a woman feel . . . well, like a hoe. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/45 "2005-06-28T20:19:11Z")
I’m a gee-tar also. _shrug_ ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/46 "2005-06-29T02:16:22Z")
Another guitar here. (Hoobastank is a Christian rock band?!? :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![the4thmooncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce7236/32.png) [@the4thmooncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the4thmooncat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/47 "2005-06-29T02:41:00Z")
Drumstick! I always KNEW I was insane! ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/48 "2005-06-29T03:08:36Z")
[Drumstick!](http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/drumstick.html) ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/49 "2005-06-29T03:35:56Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > Another guitar here. > (Hoobastank is a Christian rock band?!? :eek: ) I was shocked too! But I didn’t want to say anything 'cause I thought I was the only person not aware of it. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/50 "2005-06-29T03:36:43Z")
Another sock here. Wow, that’s not something I ever expected to say om this board. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/51 "2005-06-29T03:54:03Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > (Hoobastank is a Christian rock band?!? :eek: ) No wonder they suck. :rimshot: ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/52 "2005-06-29T05:00:16Z")
Yet another fork… ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155/53 "2005-06-29T05:05:23Z")
I’m a sock too. Seems like a decent thing to be… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you-quiz/310155.md?page=2)