# What random object are you ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766 "2005-03-29T14:07:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/21 "2005-03-29T17:03:03Z")
I, too, am a drumstick. Rock. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/22 "2005-03-29T17:04:33Z")
> [@](#): > > **Drumstick:** > Absolutely insane. That is how most would describe you. You aren’t afraid to take risks, and enjoy putting yourself in strange situations. Most people hang out with you because of your hilarious sense of humour. You light up any bad situation, and can help all of your friends with their problems, except for your own. Because of this, you enjoy being around people like you. Many shut you out for your very weird, random personality, but honestly, you shouldn’t care. > > Most compatible with: Guitar, and another drumstick. Inside, definitely. With age, I’ve learned to harness my outer drumstickiness. I was called “weird” in college. _College!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/23 "2005-03-29T17:07:55Z")
I am a **Fork**. You are special, unique… and shiny… but you just don’t know it. Many admire you for your outward appearance, but you haven’t truly expressed all of the great stuff inside of you. You have the potential to do great things and help others, and this will help you in the future. When you hold a grudge at someone, however, this can be dangerous. Despite your calmness that most people perceive about you, you keep a lot of feelings bottled up inside that one day can make you explode and stab something. Instead of resorting to that, you can just say, “Go Fork Yourself!” ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/24 "2005-03-29T17:10:00Z")
Apparently I am a sock. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/25 "2005-03-29T17:17:31Z")
Didn’t like any of the music genres, nor know any of the songs. Nor really particularly think LOTR to be all that great. But Toothbrush. Personally, I would have to believe that forced to live with either the an actual windex or toilet paper personality would eventually make me go insane–so I’m not sure I have much faith in this test. ---
**Author:** ![NutMagnet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@NutMagnet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutMagnet)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/26 "2005-03-29T18:00:32Z")
**Tiggrkitty** I too, am a sock Let 's pair up and go cruising for Toilet Paper. (I’m also availble to all you Forks out there). ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/27 "2005-03-29T18:11:34Z")
I’m a sock too. But I demand a re-test! That description is nothing like me. ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/28 "2005-03-29T18:14:16Z")
Another sock here, allegedly. So wrong on so many levels I can’t even begin… ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/29 "2005-03-29T18:16:13Z")
Socks of the SDMB (not _those_ kind) unite! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/30 "2005-03-29T18:17:42Z")
Another Sock here, I’m not sure what it means to be compatable to toilet paper though. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/31 "2005-03-29T18:28:20Z")
> [@](#): > > You are a Kitchen Knife. > > You are a very aggressive person, not hesitating to make a fatal move in order to succeed. You are always aware of what is going on around you, though other people aren’t. You are over-protective of some of your valued possessions, though you gamble to gain more. If someone gets in your way, you kill them. If you hate someone, they die. Well, not literally. People fear you for your skills and envy your success, but you don’t care. You liked to be feared in order to gain reverence. You are the most powerful of all silverware, and cut up peoples souls. I mean food. Well, I _have_ been called a sharp dresser… ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/32 "2005-03-29T18:40:23Z")
I’m a guitar. Rock out! ---
**Author:** ![Mint\_Julep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc79bd/32.png) [@Mint\_Julep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mint_Julep)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/33 "2005-03-29T19:38:22Z")
I am a sock. True to the description. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/34 "2005-03-29T19:52:32Z")
I’m a guitar! Kewl. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/35 "2005-03-29T21:14:50Z")
I am one of those vision charts with a big “E” at the top and then smaller and smaller letters in lower rows. What? I refuse to let some silly website categorize me! ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/36 "2005-03-29T21:22:03Z")
I am a guitar You are a musical genius… congratulations. Most people think you are a little obsessed with music, but that’s okay. You don’t care what other people think. You are independent, and would rather have a few good (and weird) friends than a lot of not-so-good ones. You may feel that people run down your eccentricity, but that’s only because they’re jealous. You will most likely become very successful with your musical talent. \m/ Rock on! Any drumsticks wanna make out w/me?? ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/37 "2005-03-29T21:22:26Z")
I am a drumstick. Okay… ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/38 "2005-03-29T21:29:50Z")
I _am_ a hoe - how did they know? No, actually I’m not. I’m more of a toenail, I think - maybe I’ll try again. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/39 "2005-03-29T21:42:27Z")
I’m a kitchen knife: > [@](#): > > You are a very aggressive person, not hesitating to make a fatal move in order to succeed. You are always aware of what is going on around you, though other people aren’t. You are over-protective of some of your valued possessions, though you gamble to gain more. If someone gets in your way, you kill them. If you hate someone, they die. Well, not literally. People fear you for your skills and envy your success, but you don’t care. You liked to be feared in order to gain reverence. You are the most powerful of all silverware, and cut up peoples souls. I mean food. Oddly enough, that’s fairly accurate. ---
**Author:** ![BethCro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@BethCro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BethCro)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/40 "2005-03-29T21:57:05Z")
I’m toilet paper. _sigh_ note to self - no more silly, harmless little quizzes when it is late, after a bad day. Toilet paper??? OUCH! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766.md?page=3)