# What random object are you ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766 "2005-03-29T14:07:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/41 "2005-03-29T22:03:50Z")
I’m a kitchen knife. I’m compatable with a toothbrush. Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/42 "2005-03-29T23:14:17Z")
I am a guitar, too. Must not be coincidence that I am married to a guitarist 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/43 "2005-03-29T23:20:43Z")
_ **Woooooo!! Drumstiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!** _ _koff_ ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/44 "2005-03-29T23:21:12Z")
> [@DirkGntly](#): > > I am a guitar > > Any drumsticks wanna make out w/me?? > [@monica](#): > > I am a drumstick… So, **monica,** how YOU doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/45 "2005-03-29T23:41:35Z")
I’m a sock. A left sock, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/46 "2005-03-29T23:42:41Z")
Another sock. Guess I got to find some male toilet paper. (that is possibly the most random sentence I’ve ever written.) ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/47 "2005-03-29T23:50:19Z")
> [@Nordic](#): > > Another sock here, allegedly. > > So wrong on so many levels I can’t even begin… Yeah, me too, me too. I’m so unromantic and fall for people so infrequently that it isn’t funny. I wanted to be a toaster! Why can’t I be a toaster?! Wait, maybe it wasn’t a choice. Deep in my heart, though, I _know_ I’m a toaster. ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/48 "2005-03-30T00:05:46Z")
I’m a sock, too. A sock is okay, I guess, but most compatible with toilet paper?! :eek: The really scary thing is, it fits. Warm-hearted, hopeless romantic, sensitive–that’s me! ---
**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/49 "2005-03-30T00:24:34Z")
Despite what this reports, I am sooooooooooo **not** Windex. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/50 "2005-03-30T02:17:26Z")
I’m a drumstick. ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/51 "2005-03-30T02:22:07Z")
I’m a **guitar**. > [@](#): > > You are a musical genius… congratulations. Most people think you are a little obsessed with music, but that’s okay. You don’t care what other people think. You are independent, and would rather have a few good (and weird) friends than a lot of not-so-good ones. You may feel that people run down your eccentricity, but that’s only because they’re jealous. You will most likely become very successful with your musical talent. \m/ Rock on! I am not a musical genius. I’ve been playing violin for eight years and I still can’t do vibratto. But, yes, I like music. My peers think I’m a bit out of it. No, I will not become successful with my musical talent. And what’s with the **\m/** symbol? ---
**Author:** ![passiveaggressive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6de8d8/32.png) [@passiveaggressive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/passiveaggressive)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/52 "2005-03-30T02:55:05Z")
I’m a forkin’ FORK. Pffft. I’m just gonna go ahead and consider myself a fancy silver-plated lobster fork, 'cause they’re really a cool fork/spoon combo. And everyone knows that forks can double as knives, too. So basically I’m the essential accessory to your picnic basket. (ummmm…) At least I’m not a toenail. Ew. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/53 "2005-03-30T02:56:18Z")
My guess would be that the “\m/” symbol is that rock-on symbol thing- Hold up your hand. Make a fist. Stick out your index and pinky fingers. That make sense? ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/54 "2005-03-30T03:00:28Z")
> [@monica](#): > > My guess would be that the “\m/” symbol is that rock-on symbol thing- Hold up your hand. Make a fist. Stick out your index and pinky fingers. That make sense? Oh, that thing. And they call me a rocker at school and I don’t even know what the rock-on symbol is… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/55 "2005-03-30T03:20:36Z")
You are special, unique… and shiny… but you just don’t know it. Many admire you for your outward appearance, but you haven’t truly expressed all of the great stuff inside of you. You have the potential to do great things and help others, and this will help you in the future. When you hold a grudge at someone, however, this can be dangerous. Despite your calmness that most people perceive about you, you keep a lot of feelings bottled up inside that one day can make you explode and stab something. Instead of resorting to that, you can just say, “Go Fork Yourself!” Most compatible with: Knife, and Sock. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/56 "2005-03-30T04:31:58Z")
Fork!!! Oooh, I notice lots of socks here. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/57 "2005-03-30T04:34:02Z")
Heck yeah, drumsticks unite! Most people hang out with you because of your hilarious sense of humour. You light up any bad situation, and can help all of your friends with their problems, except for your own. Because of this, you enjoy being around people like you. ^ That part of the description is super-accurate. I like being a drumstick! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/58 "2005-03-30T06:32:08Z")
> [@raz](#): > > Heck yeah, drumsticks unite! Yep – we drumsticks will rise up and take over! Now, I just want to know… are we supposed to be… [drumsticks](http://store.drumbum.com/skuSTK-8.html) ? or… [drumsticks](http://www.fotosearch.com/BCD128/dege01/) ? ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/59 "2005-03-30T13:58:33Z")
I would assume we’re the musical kind of drumsticks, as we’re compatible with guitars, but who knows? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/60 "2005-03-30T16:10:09Z")
You might even be those drumstick ice cream cones. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766.md?page=4)