# What random object are you ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766 "2005-03-29T14:07:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/61 "2005-03-30T17:22:51Z")

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Mmmmmmmm, ice creaaammmm…

Never tried playing my guitar with a drumstick… 😉

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/62 "2005-03-30T17:23:58Z")

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I think of the ice cream cones first since I am not in the least musical. What do I know though? I’m a sock.

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/63 "2005-03-30T17:44:30Z")

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Wow, I’m a drumstick!

Ba dum dum cssssh.

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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/64 "2005-03-30T17:52:03Z")

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“You are a very aggressive person, not hesitating to make a fatal move in order to succeed. You are always aware of what is going on around you, though other people aren’t. You are over-protective of some of your valued possessions, though you gamble to gain more. If someone gets in your way, you kill them. If you hate someone, they die. Well, not literally. People fear you for your skills and envy your success, but you don’t care. You liked to be feared in order to gain reverence. You are the most powerful of all silverware, and cut up peoples souls. I mean food.”

I am a kitchen knife.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/65 "2005-03-30T18:02:54Z")

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Well, I should have known.

I’m a flaming, skanky **HOE!!!**

Apparently with a toilet paper fetish.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-random-object-are-you/296766/66 "2005-03-30T18:28:15Z")

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I’m a toothbrush. I’ve only seen one other so far, does that mean we have to mate to keep the species going?

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