Yeah oceanic depths scare me too. Such freakish living blackness. Hrrm, yick. That’s why I LOVE H.P. Lovecraft, he seemed to have had many of the fears I do.
Also, anyone remember that scene in Salem’s Lot where that kid sees his friend floating in the window, he had that green mist swirling around him, and he was grinning like he’d just eaten someone? And the kid had to walk by the window to get out the door? All the while that kid is staring at him. Oh God that fucked me pretty well up for a couple of years.
Also, we have this deck on our house which gives a would be murderer easy access to my room. Sometimes, when I was younger, I would have these waking nightmares where I’d see a shadow of a man standing there staring at me while I sleep. He never holds a weapon, he just stares. That always scared the living shit out of me. Thanks a whole fucking lot Steven!
Another thing, our woods are haunted. You can feel something watching you when you walk around. There’s this beautiful naturfal grove which seems to be the source there are fallen trees all around with no explanation as to what killed them. Creepy.
As always ETERNITY and after death
Examine the choices
Heaven: ETERNAL DRUGGED UP BLISS.
By far the best choice but still not great, not forEVER.
Hell: NEAR-ETERNAL PAIN BLACKNESS,TORMENT AND EVENTUAL NOTHINGNESS.
Uhh, no thanks!
Nothing: NOTHING, COMPLETE LACK OF EXISTENCE
Wow, sounds fun, that whole not-existing thing
Reincarnation: RETURNING MINDLESSLY TO A SHELL UNTIL THE RACE DIES OUT= EVENTUAL NOTHINGNESS
First of all, with no recollection of who you were it’s as though you never really existed. Eventually, you never will have!
Valhalla: ETERNAL BATTLE
That would be fun for the first ten minutes or so, but it’s get boring, then what?
Mental Drift: ELECTRICAL SIGNALS FROM YOUR MING ROAMING THE VOID AT LIGHT SPEED
Again cool for a few hundred years or so, but remember this is eternal!
Apparitional Form: BECOMING A GHOST
Fun for awhile, you could check out girls dorms and stuff, but eternally boring.
Beatlegeusing: DEATH AS REPRESENTED IN THE BEETLEJUICE MOVIE.
This is definitely the worst yet. Endless art deco suck!
Beetlejuicing: DEATH AS REPRESENTED IN THE BEETLEJUICE CARTOON SHOW.
Actually this one’s kinda cool. Death is one endless groovy psychedelic party. It would still get boring after awhile.
Ophanim
Not Voted, **Coolest, Dumbest, Happiest, Drunkest, Surliest, Gayest, Most Godly, or anything else! ** Damn you all to HELL!
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy