# What religion is this?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [April 19, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808 "2007-04-19T17:21:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/41 "2007-04-20T13:09:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Ludovic]  
When come back, Og bring pie!  
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Actually, it looks as if He’s more likely to bring kugel.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/42 "2007-04-20T15:43:08Z")

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Mmmmmmmm. Hair kugel.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/43 "2007-04-20T19:46:05Z")

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I’m going to guess she’s 7th Day Adventist, or possibly Jewish.

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**Author:** ![Spezza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Spezza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spezza)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/44 "2007-04-20T20:06:05Z")

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Moslem? Friday prayers, plus possibly activities on Saturday at the Mosque?

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/45 "2007-04-21T00:59:07Z")

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But if God is all powerful could he create a Jew that observes the Sabbath _ **AND** _ works on Saturday?

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/46 "2007-04-21T01:25:33Z")

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Maybe she belongs to the People’s Front of Judea?

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/47 "2007-04-21T01:52:23Z")

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[QUOTE=SaintCad]  
Maybe she belongs to the People’s Front of Judea?  
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Is that some kind of labor jewnion?

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**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/48 "2007-04-21T02:03:01Z")

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[QUOTE=SaintCad]  
Maybe she belongs to the People’s Front of Judea?  
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SPLITTERS! She’s with the Judean People’s Front.

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**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/49 "2007-04-21T05:11:15Z")

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Hedonism

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/50 "2007-04-21T06:43:01Z")

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J00 guyz r 2 funy

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-religion-is-this/400808/51 "2007-04-21T08:39:49Z")

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[QUOTE=stockton]  
SPLITTERS! She’s with the Judean People’s Front.  
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I want to be a woman. I want to have babies.  
Wait, what thread are we in again?

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