# What remakes would you like to see?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 21, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131 "2005-11-21T20:07:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131/21 "2005-11-22T15:36:53Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Memoirs of an Invisible Man. Maybe this time they could actually film the book as it was written.

Are you referring to H.G. Wells’ book, or Ralph Ellison’s?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131/22 "2005-11-22T15:41:42Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Are you referring to H.G. Wells’ book, or Ralph Ellison’s?

[Harry F. Saint](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0689117353/104-0809549-1159936?v=glance&n=283155&s=books&v=glance). One of the best first novels ever written. But stay away from the horrid Chevy Chase movie.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131/23 "2005-11-22T15:45:05Z")

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Considering how awful the original was (hell, **my** first novel was better than Saint’s, and mine wouldn’t even make the top ten thousand first novels), I can’t imagine how Chase could have made it worse.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131/24 "2005-11-22T18:46:11Z")

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> [@Tuckerfan](#):
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> I give you [\*Logan’s Run](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0402344/).

Well dang! I hope they put together a team with some talent.

Thanks for the info!

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131/25 "2005-11-22T19:09:19Z")

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_Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy._

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131/26 "2005-11-22T19:12:16Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> _Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy._

Yeah, it’s about time. Since the 1980s BBC dramatization, there has never, I repeat **never,** been a _Hitchhiker’s Guide_ movie. I just hope it gets picked up by somebody who wouldn’t completely ruin the concept.

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131/27 "2005-11-22T19:20:52Z")

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I’d love to see a definitive version of _Lord of the Flies_. The '63 version stayed close to the novel, but looked like crap (filming in black & white didn’t help) and had really bad acting. The '90 remake had wonderful cinematography, but they screwed with the story too much. Plus, really bad acting.

Only problem is the story’s a bit outdated, and convincing any Hollywood studio to do a thoroughly British film is pure wishful thinking. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-remakes-would-you-like-to-see/332131/28 "2005-11-23T02:10:35Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> I’d also like to see a decent version of **Bye Bye Birdie** – the Dick van Dyke version rewrote the script and made it stupid, while the TV version had Jason Alexander :rolleyes:

I’ll see your **Bye Bye Birdie** and raise you with a version of **Guys and Dolls** with proper casting.

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