# What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

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**Created:** [December 13, 2021, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-s-the-difference-between-dubai-and-abu-dhabi/955952 "2021-12-13T00:13:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

🤣😄

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
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Gneiss joke, probably funnier when you’re stoned.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2021, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-s-the-difference-between-dubai-and-abu-dhabi/955952/3 "2021-12-13T19:39:59Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> Gneiss joke

Aww come on, that’s a good dad joke! But since you brought it up…

Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?  
He’s gonna find out what’s knotty or gneiss.