# What screen name would you swap for? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 4, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527 "2000-07-04T04:31:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/41 "2003-02-09T21:30:09Z")
Lsura, when I saw this thread, I immediately thought of **FireUnderpantsBoobs**! I wish I was that creative! And for some reason, I love **Blackeyes** šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/42 "2003-02-09T21:40:28Z")
What is **FireUnderpantsBoobs** known as now? Iā€™ve not seen that username in a while. ---
**Author:** ![BadBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@BadBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBaby)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/43 "2003-02-09T21:42:14Z")
I like seeing Scotticherā€™s name, for whatever reason it makes me think of a particularily yummy caramel or toffee candy. It suits her quite nicely so I wonā€™t covet. Czarcasmā€™s is nifty and Fenris simply because that is one bad wolf. No way could I pull off either name, so BadBaby it is. What ticks me is finding out itā€™s also the name of a comic strip or something. Shoulda put more thought into it, but who knew? ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/44 "2003-02-09T21:55:48Z")
**FireUnderpantsBoobs** is now **AwSnappity** ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/45 "2003-02-10T02:37:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by roadkiller \* > \*\*Lsura, when I saw this thread, I immediately thought of **FireUnderpantsBoobs**! I wish I was that creative! > > And for some reason, I love **Blackeyes** šŸ™‚ \*\* šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/46 "2003-02-10T02:39:17Z")
Wow, my 900th post. Such a milestone made with such a post. Whoa, man. Neato. ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/47 "2003-02-10T04:07:25Z")
I wanna be Qadgop the Mercotan. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/48 "2003-02-10T04:16:55Z")
But **Hugh Jass** is such a pretty name. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/49 "2003-02-10T23:21:49Z")
I would trade Osip for Mandelstam. Since we both took the name for the same poet. I the first name She the last. Strange thing is, we donā€™t even know each other. How weird to have two americans liking the same poet? expecially Osip mandelstam? ---
**Author:** ![LucChiq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@LucChiq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LucChiq)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/50 "2003-02-10T23:37:20Z")
I also like **dorkusmalorkusmafia** , it just sounds sooo coool. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/51 "2003-02-10T23:37:53Z")
**Sue Duhnym** ---
**Author:** ![IThinkNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ce73a5/32.png) [@IThinkNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IThinkNot)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/52 "2003-02-10T23:51:52Z")
I like mine, but I would trade instantly with: **That Guy With Pants.** (and Iā€™m not a guy.) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/53 "2003-02-11T11:08:11Z")
**Bealzabubba**! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/54 "2003-02-11T11:16:04Z")
I just discovered the Doper named **you with the face** , and am now wishing Iā€™d thought of the name first. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/55 "2003-02-11T11:25:17Z")
**Czarcasm** and **That Guy With Pants** will always be my favortites. But since weā€™re talking people weā€™d like to swap names with, Iā€™ll go with Czarcasm on this one. Maybe Iā€™ll change my name to Tsarcasm. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Grasshopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Grasshopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grasshopper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/56 "2003-02-11T17:15:14Z")
I think I tried for \*\* Lolly \*\* and \*\* Toaster \*\* but both were taken. I like Grasshopper though. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/57 "2003-02-11T18:06:19Z")
A certain other board I am on used to change server/providers about every 3-6 months and do a piss poor job of transfering over the existing user names/accounts. Just about every time they would do this, someone would steal my user name (the same one as here). Iā€™d have to e-mail the board owner to get it back. ā€œNo, I didnā€™t post _that_. It was posted by that other twip who tried to steal my screen nameā€¦ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/58 "2003-02-11T18:24:54Z")
If I changed my user name, Iā€™d want to be **Jello**. ---
**Author:** ![SlowMindThinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@SlowMindThinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlowMindThinking)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/59 "2003-02-11T18:34:40Z")
I like czarcasm, Rue DeDay, Shirley UJest, is it any wonder people groan at my jokes? Vorpal Sword the Knighted, Chronos, and Giraffe all appeal, also. ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527/60 "2003-02-11T20:31:06Z")
For whatever reason, Iā€™m a big fan of the **RTFirefly** screen name. Usually like Fireflyā€™s posts, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-screen-name-would-you-swap-for/24527.md?page=4)