# What secret are you taking to your grave?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 16, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910 "2012-04-16T01:33:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/1 "2012-04-16T01:33:31Z")
Spill something on the couch? Dent the car? What have you done that you’ve decided really is a case of “what they don’t know won’t hurt them”, so you’re just keeping quiet?
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/2 "2012-04-16T01:34:24Z")
Yeah, like I’m going to tell YOU!
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### Author:  [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/3 "2012-04-16T01:43:13Z")
If I told you, wouldn’t I be doing it wrong?
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### Author:  [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/4 "2012-04-16T01:44:14Z")
Friend’s affair. No need to tell spouse after all this time.
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### Author:  [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/5 "2012-04-16T01:44:16Z")
OK, not taking to the grave in every sense.
“Not telling because they’d just be more upset and bothered than if they never knew, so they’re better off this way.”
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### Author:  [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/6 "2012-04-16T01:56:04Z")
Who killed the electric car.
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### Author:  [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/7 "2012-04-16T02:05:29Z")
Who made Steve Guttenberg a star…
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/8 "2012-04-16T02:16:53Z")
The thing about that ‘bump in the road’ in Peru.
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### Author:  [@Desert\_Nomad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desert_Nomad)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/9 "2012-04-16T02:17:24Z")
Who killed JFK.
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### Author:  [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/10 "2012-04-16T02:59:13Z")
How I really feel about my mother.
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### Author:  [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/11 "2012-04-16T03:02:25Z")
My old college nickname.
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/12 "2012-04-16T03:04:47Z")
Whether or not I have a secret that I’m going to take to the grave.
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### Author:  [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/13 "2012-04-16T03:14:59Z")
I too will be taking it to the grave whether or not **Guin** has a secret to take to the grave.
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/14 "2012-04-16T03:19:17Z")
I [divided by zero](http://www.gonzotimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/divide3.jpg).
But honestly, I can’t think of any secrets so secret I wouldn’t tell anyone ever. The closest one I can think of I had all typed out but then decided that while I wouldn’t have a problem telling someone, I’d prefer not to broadcast it to the world on a google indexed message board with a username that’s easily connected to my IRL personality.
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### Author:  [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/15 "2012-04-16T03:20:35Z")
I daydram about Coupon Suzy sitting on my face.
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### Author:  [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/16 "2012-04-16T03:52:19Z")
The only one I can think of I anonymously admitted on the snark board about seven or eight years ago. I’m definitely not repeating it here.
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/17 "2012-04-16T04:00:08Z")
On a couple of occasions on these boards, I have related a very early memory of mine. But there’s an even earlier memory, a sort of “snapshot” of a memory, that I have never told anyone about, and never will.
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/18 "2012-04-16T04:56:19Z")
I know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/19 "2012-04-16T05:54:42Z")
What’s _really_ inside those Jack-N-The-Box tacos.
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### Author:  [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/20 "2012-04-16T06:03:35Z")
I am Bigfoot.
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