# What secret are you taking to your grave?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 16, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910 "2012-04-16T01:33:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/21 "2012-04-16T06:28:23Z")
I’m Batman.
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### Author:  [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/22 "2012-04-16T06:47:14Z")
Cecil Adams is actually
**struck by lightning and killed**
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### Author:  [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/23 "2012-04-16T06:50:10Z")
There’s a joke/story that not only will make Mitt Romney lighten up, but become more relaxed and likable (between 7% to 23%), especially to swing voters, white women, Latinos, Blacks and white men who make less than $100,000 a year.
No only will I take this to the grave, I’m going to speed that process along.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/24 "2012-04-16T13:23:52Z")
I was the man on the grassy knoll.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Accident](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Accident)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/25 "2012-04-16T13:49:47Z")
The secret to stopping reality shows forever.
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### Author:  [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/26 "2012-04-16T14:07:28Z")
I accidentally my sister’s Barbie Wardrobe.
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### Author:  [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/27 "2012-04-16T14:44:19Z")
I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
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### Author:  [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/28 "2012-04-16T14:46:38Z")
What’s inside the TrueCrypted folder on my computer.
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### Author:  [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/29 "2012-04-16T14:52:56Z")
Nothing, I’ve lived a remarkably scandal-free existence. My life is an open book.
Well, unless you count that guy I accidentally killed. But no one ever found the body apparently.
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### Author:  [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/30 "2012-04-16T14:55:00Z")
Who wrote the book of love.
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### Author:  [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/31 "2012-04-16T15:13:36Z")
I have helped (as in drove to the clinic and loaned them money, nothing medical) several friends get abortions. Their families are anti-abortion and would give them hell or worse for it. Unless these individuals do something disgusting like becoming anti-abortion advocates themselves, I will never reveal that information about them.
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### Author:  [@Inter\_Alia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inter_Alia)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/32 "2012-04-16T15:15:18Z")
My brother’s college diploma is fake. He walked at graduation, but had essentially dropped out in the middle of his last semester.
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### Author:  [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/33 "2012-04-16T15:27:12Z")
Cold fusion.
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### Author:  [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/34 "2012-04-16T15:27:33Z")
> [@freckafree](#):
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> I accidentally my sister’s Barbie Wardrobe.
The whole thing?
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### Author:  [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/35 "2012-04-16T15:36:45Z")
In my first timeline, Al Gore won in 2000, until I…oh, \*verrrry \*clever. Nope.
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### Author:  [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/36 "2012-04-16T15:41:41Z")
I am a pod.
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### Author:  [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/37 "2012-04-16T15:44:37Z")
The secret to understanding women.
Why would I give up alllll that power?
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/38 "2012-04-16T15:46:07Z")
I am the Walrus.
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### Author:  [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/39 "2012-04-16T15:48:30Z")
What happened in Vegas.
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### Author:  [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-are-you-taking-to-your-grave/618910/40 "2012-04-16T15:57:16Z")
Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-bomp-bah-bomp.
Still not sure about the Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong, however.
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