# What Secret Service Code Name Would YOU Give These People? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 17, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565 "2015-09-17T15:11:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/21 "2015-09-17T17:57:05Z")
Chris Christie: Joyzee Carly Fiorina: Gekko Scott Walker: Dead Jeb Bush: Ambien Ben Carson: Horatio Ted Cruz: Gitmo Marco Rubio: Babyface Mike Huckabee: Finn (as in Huckleberry) Rand Paul: MopTop Donald Trump: Uuuuuuuuuge! or Orang ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/22 "2015-09-17T18:15:38Z")
Donald Trump - Target Practice Seriously, if the Secret Service were true patriots and dedicated to preserving our Constitution … wouldn’t they be giving ISIS _et al_ the exact position of The Donald every second of every day? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/23 "2015-09-17T18:18:59Z")
Trump: Whirlwind, being the natural result of Republican sowing the winds of tribal resentment. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/24 "2015-09-17T18:26:46Z")
None. I would deny all of them SS protection so the mob can tear them apart without hindrance when their satanistic plots are revealed as the evil they are. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/25 "2015-09-17T18:43:01Z")
Christie - Fat Boy Fiorina - Snow White Walker - Weinie Man Jeb - Johnny Bravo Carson - Mengele Cruz - Lucha Libre Rubio - Cottonmouth Trump - Combover Huckabee - Lazarus Paul - Yorkie ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/26 "2015-09-17T18:54:10Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Trump: Whirlwind, being the natural result of Republican sowing the winds of tribal resentment. Trump: Piñata, in recognition of how he’s spiked the GOP’s ability to get Latino votes for another generation, and because Trump piñatas are a popular item already. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/27 "2015-09-17T19:19:03Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > Rubio - Cottonmouth > Trump - Combover > Huckabee - Lazarus > Paul - Yorkie I particularly like these, but how did you come up with Lazarus? I realize that he was the cove Jesus brought back fro the dead, but O do not see the connection; because he is running again? ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/28 "2015-09-17T19:28:29Z")
Paul is obviously going to be Aqua Buddha. He just HAS to be. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/29 "2015-09-17T19:32:26Z")
Chris Christie: Fat Tony Carly Fiorina: Sane Coulter Scott Walker: Drowse Jeb Bush: Worst President’s Shitty Brother Ben Carson: Jesus Lizard Ted Cruz: Donkey Show Marco Rubio: Sipper Mike Huckabee: Shariabee Rand Paul: Aynus Donald Trump: Coiffur ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/30 "2015-09-17T20:30:18Z")
Can’t we do the Democrats too? Hillary: Chipmunk O’Malley: Carcetti Sanders: Debs ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/31 "2015-09-17T20:53:18Z")
Jeb: “Notheothershrub” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/32 "2015-09-17T20:56:16Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Can’t we do the Democrats too? > > Hillary: Chipmunk > > O’Malley: Carcetti > > Sanders: Debs [Hillary already has a Secret Service codename](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Service_codename#Presidents_of_the_United_States_and_their_families) – “Evergreen.” Bill’s was “Eagle.” If they need a different one for President Hillary – “Eagless”? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/33 "2015-09-17T20:57:24Z")
Cruz: “Greeneggs.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/34 "2015-09-17T21:01:26Z")
Christie: [Flounder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMENQeCbxfI) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/35 "2015-09-17T21:03:42Z")
Trump - Hillary plant ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/36 "2015-09-17T21:21:27Z")
Hillary: Khaleesi Sanders: Doc Brown ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/37 "2015-09-17T22:00:27Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > If they need a different one for President Hillary – “Eagless”? Are you saying she doesn’t have Eags? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/38 "2015-09-17T22:04:46Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Are you saying she doesn’t have Eags? Bigger ones than Bill’s, probably, but that’s another discussion . . . ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/39 "2015-09-17T22:22:14Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > A bit ticked off at the lineup, OP? Nah, it’s just that Republicans like to pick on their own candidates. Now, if OP were a Democrat, then it may mean something. What?? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/40 "2015-09-17T22:56:45Z")
> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#): > > Christie: [Flounder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMENQeCbxfI) (…that’s Exactly how I’d picture him reacting to it too…!) “Trenton Bakes, Chris Christie Takes!” * * * > [@JRDelirious](#): > > A bit ticked off at the lineup, OP? They are… _pause_ … inspiring… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565.md?page=3)