# What Secret Service Code Name Would YOU Give These People? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 17, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565 "2015-09-17T15:11:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/41 "2015-09-18T01:00:03Z")
Christie- Spitvac Jeb- Sadsack Carson- Sleepwalk Cruz- Palmsweat Rubio- Coke-Debt Trump- Asteroid Huckabee- Squeekyclean Paul- Sillygoose Clinton- White Bitch Sanders- Mothball O’Malley- NoThumbs ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/42 "2015-09-18T03:20:39Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > [Hillary already has a Secret Service codename](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Service_codename#Presidents_of_the_United_States_and_their_families) – “Evergreen.” Bill’s was “Eagle.” If they need a different one for President Hillary – “Eagless”? Female bird…hmm… “Chick”! That would piss some people off. ---
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/43 "2015-09-18T06:38:10Z")
Trump - Pinocchio Fiorina - Golden Parachute Jeb Bush - Empty Promise Rubio - Empty Suit Cruz - Kettle thrower Chris Christie - Bridge to Nowhere Carson - Zen Crackpot Huckabee - Email list Paul - Fanatic ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/44 "2015-09-18T08:59:06Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Trump - Hillary plant Honestly, if Hillary was actually responsible for the Trump campaign I would vote for her in a hot second. That level of cleverness, planning and manipulation is exactly what you want in a president. Sadly, the fault of Trump’s candidacy falls squarely on GOP voters. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/45 "2015-09-18T13:14:12Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Honestly, if Hillary was actually responsible for the Trump campaign I would vote for her in a hot second. That level of cleverness, planning and manipulation is exactly what you want in a president. [Not Hillary, Bubba.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/bill-clinton-called-donald-trump-ahead-of-republicans-2016-launch/2015/08/05/e2b30bb8-3ae3-11e5-b3ac-8a79bc44e5e2_story.html)😉 But they’re a team. ---
**Author:** ![brovolone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@brovolone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brovolone)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/46 "2015-09-18T13:58:44Z")
Carly Fiorina: California ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/47 "2015-09-18T14:12:46Z")
Christie- Garfield Fiorina- Oprah Walker- Stroller Jeb- Clampett Carson- Butcher Cruz- Texas Tea Rubio- Panhandler Trump- The Whiner Huckabee- JesusPalooza Paul- Snotnose ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/48 "2015-09-18T16:48:59Z")
I remember a joke that my old US History teacher told us in high school that is appropriate, but I can’t find out if its true or not. Supposedly, before being president, Harry Truman’s codename was “Mushroom”. He wasn’t privy to the nuke secrets, so the codename referring to him being kept in the dark and fed shit. That would be appropriate for all of these candidates. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/49 "2015-09-18T17:11:00Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > He wasn’t privy to the nuke secrets, so the codename referring to him being kept in the dark and fed shit. That would be appropriate for all of these candidates. How did the Secret Service know about the Manhattan Project? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/50 "2015-09-18T17:40:36Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > How did the Secret Service know about the Manhattan Project? I dunno, I’m guessing some had to guard FDR as he toured the Manhattan Project Site? Maybe it was really just a joke and had no basis in fact then ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/51 "2015-09-18T19:22:09Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > I dunno, I’m guessing some had to guard FDR as he toured the Manhattan Project Site? Maybe it was really just a joke and had no basis in fact then Now that is an interesting question. If FDR visited any of the Manhattan sites, would the SS leave him at the gate and US Army personnel be concerned with his protection? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/52 "2015-09-18T19:26:06Z")
I would be willing to bet that FDR never visited any of the sights, lest his visit arouse suspicion. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/53 "2015-09-19T02:15:06Z")
I only have two: Trump - Talking Shit Fiorina - Stupid White Chick Talking Shit loved Stupid White Chick With a love big as the sky Talking Shit loved Stupid White Chick With a love that couldn’t die ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/54 "2015-09-20T00:14:46Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Now that is an interesting question. If FDR visited any of the Manhattan sites, would the SS leave him at the gate and US Army personnel be concerned with his protection? Maybe, if the SS guys didn’t have the security clearance. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/55 "2015-09-20T01:42:09Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Maybe, if the SS guys didn’t have the security clearance. I would think they get as many people in the dark as possible. I like the idea that FDR never visited sites so as not to call attention to it. He didn’t have the math anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/56 "2015-09-20T02:14:43Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I would think they get as many people in the dark as possible. I like the idea that FDR never visited sites so as not to call attention to it. He didn’t have the math anyway. 🙂 Makes sense, what would have been the point? If periodic reports on the Manhattan Project’s progress came across his desk, he would have known all he needed to know about it, all he needed to know about it being, “Are we there yet?!” ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565/57 "2015-09-21T21:31:43Z")
I tried to come up with some but they just weren’t as good as what’s been posted. Then I decided to do a themed set based on the word “Bag”. I couldn’t come up with everyone but here it goes Trump – Gasbag Fiorina - Two Bag Carson - Barf Bag Cruz - Douche Bag Walker - Tea Bag Paul - Bean Bag Bush - Baggage Christie - Doggie Bag [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-secret-service-code-name-would-you-give-these-people/731565.md?page=2)