# What sex toys do you own? (links and discussion NSFW and/or TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 26, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640 "2008-05-26T11:40:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/21 "2008-05-27T16:28:11Z")
Whartenburg Wheels are small metal utensils, about five inches long. They have a rolling wheel at the end, which is covered with spikes. They are used to test pain response in coma patients. ---
**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/22 "2008-05-27T17:22:23Z")
I don’t get it. You have sex with coma patients? _feeling stupid here_ ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/23 "2008-05-27T17:27:17Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette] Hey, I’ll play! (Was anyone really surprised? _smirk_) The toys are shared between my husband and I (nothing is his or mine, it’s all ours), but here’s what we’ve got, in order of acquisition: Short black riding crop Long black ostrich feather Black leather flogger Velvet arm and leg ties (handmade by my husband, I might add!) Whartenburg Wheel (aka pinwheel) Small anal plug Leather restraint set (wrists, ankles, thighs, and waist) 3’ Spreader bar (handmade by yours truly) “The hitty thing” (handmade by me as well) I didn’t include any pervertibles like clothespins, as they aren’t really sex toys as a primary function (except in our house!) I guess I should describe the hitty thing, to give an idea of what it is. It’s a rigid handle that holds two removable mini-blind adjusters; sort of a dual-hit cane, if you will. I had to make the rods replacable though, since they break rather easily. [/QUOTE] Dammit. Consider yourself in the running to be my Doper Crush. I’ll be in mah bunk. eta: **Septima** , it pricks the skin, to give that pleasant ouchy sensation so many like around these parts. Most assuredly a BDSM thing. ---
**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/24 "2008-05-27T17:36:19Z")
Ah, that makes sense. File under “stuff my friends who are into BDSM are surprised I know about”. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/25 "2008-05-27T18:09:11Z")
An ET312b. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/26 "2008-05-27T18:22:57Z")
::: Googles ET312b::: You use a [buoy](http://tao.noaa.gov/refreshed/site.php?site=6&dep=405) as a sex toy? :eek: Kinky. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/27 "2008-05-27T18:31:32Z")
I 've been thinking of selling mine. Better be sure to specify that it’s NOT a buoy. ---
**Author:** ![Kalypso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/df705f/32.png) [@Kalypso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalypso)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/28 "2008-05-27T18:49:04Z")
I have a nice wired remote vibrator, that has a solid state control unit (super battery life) and uses replaceable bullets and eggs. Doc Johnson made it I think, it’s great. The control unit has lasted for years and years. There’s also a German engineered waterproof silicone g-spotter vibe I like a lot, and rounding out the collection there are a pink plastic smoothie vibe, and a big blue vibe with a rotating shaft and external stimulator. There’s a jelly rubber tongue vibe in the drawer too still I think, but it’s just a novelty. My most recent acquisition is The Cone. Quite nice. In the next drawer down I have a dildo and strap-on harness, butt plug, assorted straps, snaps, clamps, cuffs, clothespins, a stingy little flogger, and over on the other side of the bed are the cockrings and lube. I’ve probably forgotten some, but likely nothing worth mentioning. ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/29 "2008-05-27T19:04:37Z")
[QUOTE=Septima] I don’t get it. You have sex with coma patients? _feeling stupid here_ [/QUOTE] Well, he wasn’t in a coma when I started! It’s called the “little death” for a reason, ya know. 😛 **Tristan** I’ve never had a Doper crush before, so you’ll excuse me if I save the toys for at least our second date. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Priori\_Tea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@A\_Priori\_Tea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Priori_Tea)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/30 "2008-05-27T21:41:01Z")
Um… well, you did ask. 😃 (I have a feeling that typos in this list are going to get hilarious in a hurry) Regular old sex toys: - the purple silicone cock - the double-ended purple silicone cock - the big black vinyl cock o’ doom - the pretty purple glass cock - the buzzy black cock (which is really **Robin** ’s, technically) - the wireless remote eggs - the wireless remote rings - the wired remote egg - probably a cock or two I am forgetting - the harness (I swear by my Terra Firma; it is full of win and awesome) BDSM gear included, because it qualifies as “sex gear” for me, but spoilered for those who are just not into that sort of thing. 🙂 [spoiler]Leathersex toys: (this is the list from the travel bag. if I list everything in my closet, we’ll be here all day, and you guys will be even more convinced that I’m just bragging. which I am, a bit, but not _that_ much.) - sweet suede flogger - sweet rubber flogger - evil bastard rubber flogger - rubber baton - nightstick - leather cuffs - metal cuffs - wartenberg wheel (does it have an h in it? I don’t remember…) - conductor’s baton - bag o’ clothespins - nylon paddle - rubber brush - metal ruler - slapjack - sap - not-really-a-sjambok - 2’ thick chain - 4’ thin chain - cat5 o’ 9 tails - miscellaneous carabiners, quick links, connectors, bungee cords, and other hardware required for making folk hold still so they don’t throw my aim off at a key moment[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Pixilated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aeb1de/32.png) [@Pixilated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixilated)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/31 "2008-05-27T23:27:57Z")
Why did i have a sudden urge to go shopping? Nah, seriously, I think I have one vibe for the clit but I dont use it. SO’s the only useable toy at this time. gads, I’m sooo vanilla. Oh! but I did see this interesting [bottle](http://www.topliquor.com/store/AsomBroso-Anejo-Tequila-750-ml-p-67487.html) (work safe) that’s sure to warm someone up one way or another. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/32 "2008-05-27T23:35:03Z")
Some ropes, blindfold, vibrator. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/33 "2008-05-27T23:52:52Z")
Man, I feel boring reading this too! I have: Two cock rings, one leather, and one neoprene A big blue dildo that used to vibrate but I got tired of the cord and cut it off, I think A bottle of poppers that I’ve never actually used during sex. Sorry. :o ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/34 "2008-05-28T02:00:19Z")
What the hell. I’ll play. Vibrator - Cock shaped. A little too hard for much play. Vibrator - Bullet shaped. Small but intense. Vibrator - Doc Johnson special. Silicone, very realistic. Bought it with leather harness. Good times 🆒 Leather cock ring Chrome cock ring Neoprene cock ring Vibrating glove. A woman grabbed me by the goods at Fantasy Fest with one of these on and I said, “Sign me up.” It was a stocking stuffer from my wife. Wrist and ankle restraints A very fine fan paintbrush (dip it in Amaretto and apply - then lick the Amaretto off) Leather crop Leather mask I think that’s it. I’ll have to check the “Tool Kit” ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/35 "2008-05-28T04:35:06Z")
Not many, though I have the most out of my friends. I have a [Lelo Nea](http://www.lelo.com/shop/default.asp?id=nea) and covet an elise or gigi. I also have an OhMiBod and am currently looking for some music with a little more bass but fewer words. I find the words are distracting to what I’m really trying to do (so any recommendations…?). I also have a couple other vibrators, and my favourite which is a simple glass dildo. That one got some use with my last lover. I want to get a few more things in particular after reading some reviews over at Lazy Geisha but those may have to wait. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/36 "2008-05-28T04:44:38Z")
Hitachi Magic Wand gets the most use at Chez Ruby. I was disappointed in the Rabbit but still have it at the bottom of the drawer. I’m sure there are a couple more vibes in there but I’m just not thinking of them right now. I just went to a Pure Romance party and their vibes felt particularly nice…at least in my hand. It’s hard to say if they would be as good on the girly bits as my Hitachi. ---
**Author:** ![taterbug3918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@taterbug3918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taterbug3918)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/37 "2008-05-28T04:57:33Z")
My Hitachi Magic Wand with that Gonzo looking attachment thing. That’s all I have for sex toys. That might make me boring, but it never lets me down. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/38 "2008-05-28T05:52:38Z")
[QUOTE=Scumpup] I don’t own one; but my neighbor is a dildo. Does that count? [/QUOTE] Only if using him pleases you. No sex toys here. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/39 "2008-05-28T07:04:48Z")
[QUOTE=Scumpup] I don’t own one; but my neighbor is a dildo. Does that count? [/QUOTE] Only if he’s called Ned Flanders. Myself? I got my left hand as a finisher, right hand to start the action 😛 What? ---
**Author:** ![Thom\_Yorke\_s\_Left\_Eye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@Thom\_Yorke\_s\_Left\_Eye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thom_Yorke_s_Left_Eye)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640/40 "2008-05-28T07:44:37Z")
5-ring “Gates Of Hell” That inexpensive vibe that’s connected to a speed adjusting thingy on a cord Short length of rope Bondage tape Wrist and ankle cuffs, blind fold Duct tape [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-sex-toys-do-you-own-links-and-discussion-nsfw-and-or-tmi/450640.md?page=3)