# What shall I do with this 2 lb bag of frozen peas?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [July 11, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916 "2005-07-11T01:18:00Z")
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### Author: ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/1 "2005-07-11T01:18:00Z")

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Ideas?

I have no idea what made the roommate come home with a 2 lb bag of frozen peas. Neither of us is a big pea eater. We don’t mind them. But don’t love them either.

When I was a kid, I hated peas, and pea soup to my mind, was a dish served straight from hell to make innocent children vomit their guts out.

As an adult, I don’t mind 'em. I can eat pea soup. A bowl of _fresh_ peas is actually kinda yummy. But for the most part, I’m sorta _meh_ about peas.

So what’s it going to be? Pea soup? Any favorite recipes?

Anything else I can do with them? Hit me with some pea recipes, fellow dopers.

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### Author: ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/2 "2005-07-11T01:19:58Z")

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Correction, it’s a _four_ lb bag of frozen peas.

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### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/3 "2005-07-11T01:20:50Z")

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Save it for use as an ice pack for when you fall down a flight of stairs.

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### Author: ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/4 "2005-07-11T01:25:29Z")

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Make a little pea trebuchet and siege the Lego castle?

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### Author: ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/5 "2005-07-11T01:28:17Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Save it for use as an ice pack for when you fall down a flight of stairs.

I had oral surgery last week and have been alternating between a bag of peas and a bag of lima beans.

So, in response to the OP, either **Ethilrist’s** suggestion OR ammunition for a mini-catapult.

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### Author: ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/6 "2005-07-11T01:32:08Z")

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That is an idea. I could get a sling-shot and torment the pigeons with peas! Edible ammo.

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### Author: ![SlyFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SlyFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlyFrog)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/7 "2005-07-11T01:35:03Z")

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It’s really disturbing that I was going to make a, “get a vasectomy, use peas for healing time,” joke, and the equivalent was already made.

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### Author: ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/8 "2005-07-11T01:42:38Z")

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Thaw them out, put them in a blender, and mail the results to various political leaders with the attatched note:  
**Give whirled peas a chance**

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### Author: ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/9 "2005-07-11T01:55:45Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Thaw them out, put them in a blender, and mail the results to various political leaders with the attatched note:  
> **Give whirled peas a chance**

So, so old, but I still didn’t see it coming.

😛

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### Author: ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/10 "2005-07-11T01:57:01Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Thaw them out, put them in a blender, and mail the results to various political leaders with the attatched note:  
> **Give whirled peas a chance**

Yes, peas do this.

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### Author: ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/11 "2005-07-11T01:59:36Z")

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I’ve been waiting since 1975 to do that.

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### Author: ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/12 "2005-07-11T01:59:42Z")

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Defrost about a cup of them in a bowl of hot tap water. Meanwhile, dice a cup of ripe tomatoes and a half cup of green onions. Toss the drained, defrosted peas, the tomatoes and the onions together in a salad bowl with about 1/4 cup of wine vinegar and 1/2 cup olive oil. Salt and pepper to taste. It’s a yummy, brightly colored salad and you can make it in about five minutes.

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### Author: ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/13 "2005-07-11T02:04:20Z")

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You all know the how to catch a polar bear one, right?

Go to North Pole.

Cut a hole thru the ice.

Place some of the peas around the opening.

When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.

That one was so bad, I was forced by Jesus himself to put it in a spoiler box.

I like split pea soup and ham sammiches.

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### Author: ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/14 "2005-07-11T02:15:35Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> You all know the how to catch a polar bear one, right?

…

Hang your head in shame, child.

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### Author: ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/15 "2005-07-11T02:16:18Z")

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Didya hear about the dirty old lady who cooks her carrots and peas in the same pot?

(It works better if you speak it, not write it.)

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/16 "2005-07-11T02:21:05Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> You all know the how to catch a polar bear one, right?

Aw, I was going to tell that one!

> [@Musicat Didya](#):
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> hear about the dirty old lady who cooks her carrots and peas in the same pot?

I tell people: ‘Eat every carrot and pea on your plate.’

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### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/17 "2005-07-11T02:41:03Z")

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> [@SlyFrog](#):
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> It’s really disturbing that I was going to make a, “get a vasectomy, use peas for healing time,” joke, and the equivalent was already made.

this was my immediate thought.

GMTA.

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### Author: ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/18 "2005-07-11T03:25:00Z")

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I was also gonna go for the vasectomy joke.

Seriously, though, steam the peas and put a little butter on them. Steamed frozen peas are vastly superior to canned peas.

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### Author: ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/19 "2005-07-11T03:48:04Z")

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I add them to canned tomato soup, along with some dried basil and oregano.

Also, they make a cheap and tasty addition to a tuna or chicken noodle casserole. Try making a box of mac ‘n’ cheese, add a can of tuna (drained) and a couple handfuls of peas.

And yummy added to ramen.

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### Author: ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-do-with-this-2-lb-bag-of-frozen-peas/311916/20 "2005-07-11T04:48:27Z")

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Tut, tut. Frozen English peas are totally unlike the dried peas used for pea soup. Frozen peas are in the top ten of all vegetables. Cook them lightly and enjoy.

I will never understand people who don’t like peas.

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