# What shall I use my 500th post for?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 30, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-use-my-500th-post-for/106496 "2002-04-30T16:48:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shall-i-use-my-500th-post-for/106496/1 "2002-04-30T16:48:10Z")

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All the things I could post…

I could find out how many toes a three-toed sloth actually has in GQ.

I could go to the Pit and tell someone that they smell of poo.

I could tell someone how many angels can _actually_ dance on the head of a pin in GD.

I could use it to add to the clamour in IMHO.

Or I could post something utterly crap and trivial in MPSIMS.

[sub]Oh shit.[/sub]