# What should a new U.S. motto be? (instead of "In God We Trust")

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [August 4, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080 "2023-08-04T21:53:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/121 "2023-08-14T20:49:09Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Canada’s is blamelessly descriptive: “From Sea to Sea.”

It’s not quite as blameless as it sounds. It’s taken from Psalm 72, Verse 8: “He shall have dominion from sea to sea and from the river unto the ends of the earth.” Subtext: “So all you Indigenous peoples can just shut the heck up! Also, Quebec.”

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/122 "2023-08-14T20:56:45Z")

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> [@Dr.Drake](#):
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> the romans didn’t have backyards.

“If we can send a legion to it, it’s our backyard” was, I believe, Rome’s motto

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/123 "2023-08-14T21:13:05Z")

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> [@Dr.Drake](#):
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> As far as I know, the romans didn’t have backyards.

But you could use _latifundium_, perhaps: _Non in latifundium meum_, which in the UK might also be translated as “Geroff moi land!”

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/124 "2023-08-14T21:33:25Z")

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_Exi e cohorte? Exi ex area?_

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**Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/125 "2023-08-15T23:06:28Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> > [@solost](#):
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> > War is peace  
> > Freedom is slavery  
> > Ignorance is strength.
> 
> Time is money  
> Money is power  
> Power is pizza  
> Pizza is knowledge
> 
> - April Ludgate.

Shakespeare: “To be or not to be”  
Sinatra: “Doo-be Doo-be-doo”

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/126 "2023-08-16T10:36:03Z")

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It will be featured on the money, so

“This we’ll defend.”

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/127 "2023-08-16T14:36:54Z")

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This should be a poll.  
E Pluribus Unum

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/128 "2023-08-19T17:16:01Z")

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“para bellum”

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/129 "2023-08-19T17:21:20Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> America, fuck yeah!

[That’s what I was going to say.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmoeZHnOJKA&t=22s)

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**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/130 "2023-08-23T19:38:34Z")

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Resistance is futile  
Soylent green is people

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/131 "2023-08-28T20:38:28Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Canada’s is blamelessly descriptive: “From Sea to Sea.”

And we’re actually starting to say “From Sea to Sea to Sea” a fair bit these days (and maybe the last 10 years or so). Do any of my fellow Canucks know if the third “Sea” is official now?

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/132 "2023-09-01T01:09:34Z")

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Frank Sinatra: “One good take!”

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I found these weird sunglasses and now all my money looks like this.  
[![](https://www.pngfind.com/pngs/m/657-6574769_they-live-obey-horror-review-dollar-bill-hd.png) ](https://www.pngfind.com/pngs/m/657-6574769_they-live-obey-horror-review-dollar-bill-hd.png)

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America … Fuck Yeah!

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See also

> [@RitterSport](#):
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> America, fuck yeah!

But overall it’s probably the most appropriate motto of the whole thread, so worth mentioning twice. 😁

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/136 "2023-09-01T20:31:52Z")

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I don’t mind the old motto. But if updating:

- There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
- Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
- You might be king of half the world, you’ll not own me as well
- He wore his gun outside his pants, for all the honest world to feel
- ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it’s cold as hell
- I want to be the girl with the most cake
- And I said next time, Next time We’ll get it right
- Freedom’s just another word, for nothing left to lose
- Liberty, she pirouette, when I think that I am free
- I was flying back from Lubbock and saw Jesus on the plane
- Beautiful is the dream that makes you mine
- Have you come here to play Jesus, to the lepers in you head?
- Take a sad song and make it better
- We sick and tired of your ism-schism game
- Some folks inherit star-spangled eyes
- And found my cleanest dirty shirt
- Does anybody really know what time it is?
- Don’t go changing to try to please me
- Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home
- Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages
- Smugglers, scramblers, burglars, gamblers  
Pickpockets, peddlers and even panhandlers
- so build me up, Buttercup
- Sippin’ on gin and juice (laid back), with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)
- I’m not big on social graces, think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
- And I loved you when our love was blessed, and I love you now there’s nothing left but sorrow and a sense of overtime
- You with the jaundiced eyes, drunk on your own reflection propped up with desks and flags
- was feeling as nearly faded as my jeans
- I said “do-you-speaka-ma-language?”
- And feeling good was good enough for me
- but if your hopes should pass away then simply pretend that you can build them again
- America when will you be angelic?  
When will you take off your clothes?

**Okay, so maybe these not-so-serious mottos don’t translate into Latin so well. But one point for every source you can name… 🙂**

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He who dies with the most toys wins.

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Pedit Semper Ridiculam (Farts Will Always Be Funny).

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-a-new-u-s-motto-be-instead-of-in-god-we-trust/988080/139 "2023-09-01T22:26:22Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> Pedit Semper Ridiculam

This says “He always farts the silly woman.” I think you want _pedita semper ridicula_.

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Now write it a thousand times on the side of the White House.

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