# What should be done to

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-be-done-to/4472>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 25, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-be-done-to/4472 "2000-02-25T19:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-be-done-to/4472/21 "2000-02-29T04:00:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Ayesha:  
> \*\*Hmmm, I wonder if there is anyway we could do \*\* all \*\* of the above to them ?
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> - Bosda, you my love, are a wicked man ! \*  
> \*\*

As wicked as you are, swet thang? 😉

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-be-done-to/4472/22 "2000-02-29T09:16:00Z")

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to quote pulp fiction

I’d like to  
“Go medival on his ass with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers”

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J  
Because Fido ate the Hand Grenade for me,  
When the Tans came round to search the house at tea,  
I said, “Take this, dog, and eat”,  
He thought it was a can of meat,  
It was the hand grenade that Fido ate for me.

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-be-done-to/4472/23 "2000-02-29T09:27:00Z")

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Lock him in a room and have someone read every MPSIMS post to him.

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**Gypsy** : Tom, I don’t get you.  
**Tom Servo** : Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.

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