# What should certain Dopers' website be like? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 26, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013 "2003-07-26T02:42:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013/1 "2003-07-26T02:42:47Z")
Ever notice the little “WWW” button below certain posts, and have a little vision in your head of what that poster’s website is like? **lieu** : Giant, comprehensive, searchable index of ass jokes. Seperated into the categories: Ass, Poo, Diarreah, Flatulence, Bathrooms, Miscellaneous **Arnold Winkleried** : Seven hundred thousand links to [FAQ - technical issues - please read this BEFORE posting a question](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=103503), and a list of those who have demonstrated that they, in fact, have not read that thread BEFORE posting a question. **Wang-Ka** : Index of stories so funny that none dare re-tell them, lest they screw it up. **Zenster** : The Ultimate Recipe Website, of course! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013/2 "2003-07-26T03:47:52Z")
Yours of course would be a Simpsons archive. **CrankyAsAnOldMan** ’s is a plain page that says in 72 point bold letters. “I AM NOT AN OLD MAN” I am as C R A N K Y as an old man." with four exclamation points. **Cartooniverse** ’s would be an animate homage to cartoons of the 60’s and 70’s. **JavaMaven1** ’s would be all about coffee. **Rue De Day** ’s would wander stream of consciouness like through hundreds of guy type topic’s with Heloise type hints on everything from hanging ceiling fans to lawn care, carpools, and light bulbs. Oh and always turn off the electricty before wiring something. **TeaRoses** ’s is a mail order site for all kinds of things scented like roses. Paper goods, candles, body lotions you name it, she’s got it. **Cajun Man** ’s is a cajun translator, Le Guide to Le Language Cheri! “I Gar Un Tee!” Laissez les bons temps rouler ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013/3 "2003-07-30T07:30:10Z")
**Anal Scurvy** : no one has been brave enough to look. Dammit I thought it’d be a good thread. ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013/4 "2003-07-30T12:22:34Z")
It was the second time I got mentioned in a thread I hadn’t posted in yet! Thanks \*\* AbbySthrnAccent \*\*! But, I hate to tell you this: [My website](http://mondo123.tripod.com/main.html) (sorry for the vanity post, but I couldn’t think of any really cool website ideas for posters) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013/5 "2003-07-30T13:22:28Z")
Mine would be just like **Eve’s** and be in black and white, but for differrent reasons. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013/6 "2003-07-30T14:43:48Z")
My homepage should be edit-able. I wish it were. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013/7 "2003-07-30T18:45:39Z")
Mine is something of what you would expect. Need some help, **viva?** Email me if interested. You supply the content, I’ll write the code. To pick up on the thread: **Munch** should have party recipes, ads for snack food, and tips for the best appetite-killer snacks. **Siege** would have a site detailing catapults, rams, trenches, and other methods of smoking the enemy out of a city. **Muad’Dib** would have one dedicated to the Fremen and their cause. Long Live the Fighters! **DreadCthulhu’s** site would lead to madness. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013/8 "2003-07-31T00:29:39Z")
Well if I may be permitted this modicum of shameless self-promotion, my website is located at:           [www.1728.com](http://www.1728.com) Not a very descriptive name for a website but 1728 = 12[sup]3[/sup]. As you may have expected it has lots of calculators. (All free, no advertising no log-in, safe for ALL fabrics). ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-certain-dopers-website-be-like/191013/9 "2003-07-31T04:41:24Z")
**Steelerphan** : Thank you for your kind offer. I’ve been debating whether to attempt it again or just wipe the slate clean. I can’t even edit it properly on its original AOL homepage, never mind the transferred version on T.M. I’ll let you know. **viva**