# What should Danes print on the eggs they are being asked to export to the USA? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [March 15, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619 "2025-03-15T17:29:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/21 "2025-03-15T20:02:58Z")
I believe I wouldn’t buy an egg that calls me a “dumb cluck”! I’m thinking “I’m Sorry” would be nicer. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/22 "2025-03-15T20:10:49Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I’m thinking “I’m Sorry” would be nicer. Despite what you make have heard from some quarters, the Danish have done nothing meriting an apology other than rejecting the threats of an imbecilic, bellicose, unhinged bully. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/23 "2025-03-15T20:14:27Z")
More in the vein of “I’m sorry for your plight” not apologizing for something. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/24 "2025-03-15T20:16:54Z")
“Made in Denmark - You chose wisely…for once.” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/25 "2025-03-15T20:26:46Z")
“Expires June 2003” ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/26 "2025-03-15T20:35:01Z")
“Something is rotten, and it ain’t me.” ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/27 "2025-03-15T20:43:21Z")
What kills me is, I’ve seen stories lately about US customs seizing Canadian eggs at the border when Americans try to bring them home. DO YOU WANT EGGS OR NOT!?!!??! ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/28 "2025-03-15T20:46:49Z")
A Ukrainian flag, if 2-color printing can be done. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/29 "2025-03-15T20:53:59Z")
[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Biohazard_symbol.svg/240px-Biohazard_symbol.svg.png) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Biohazard_symbol.svg/240px-Biohazard_symbol.svg.png) ---
**Author:** ![Chelonaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@Chelonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chelonaut)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/30 "2025-03-15T21:17:15Z")
A map of the mexican gulf, with “The mexican gulf” in big letters in the middle. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/31 "2025-03-15T21:53:22Z")
Why should the Danes provide any aid or comfort to Americans? Trump’s attitude is that the entire world is ripping off the United States. Fine. Let it be America Alone, without any friends. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/32 "2025-03-15T22:22:27Z")
Denmark’s new ambassador presents his credentials [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/f04ULfzkMhY/maxresdefault.jpg "Nobody loves a good egg pun as much as Egghead himself!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f04ULfzkMhY) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/33 "2025-03-15T22:23:19Z")
Hey don’t throw Baby out with the bathwater. I’m here and I’m ok. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/34 "2025-03-15T22:29:28Z")
Only eggs laid by AMERICAN hens, which Canada will have to pay tariffs on to pay for their sins until they relent and agree to become the 51st state. Meanwhile, MAGA morons keep attacking Puerto Ricans on the mainland for being ‘foreigners’ who should be deported back to the “shithole country” they came from. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/35 "2025-03-15T22:34:44Z")
EU best U. Suck on these, USA! ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/36 "2025-03-15T23:05:25Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > Oh, yes, the Danish protest pig! Today I learnt… Fascinating. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/37 "2025-03-15T23:10:07Z")
This isn’t _all_ that gets laid in Denmark. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/38 "2025-03-15T23:16:01Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > Why should the Danes provide any aid or comfort to Americans? This is what gets me. That anyone from the United States would have the unmitigated gall to ask something of anyone else is rich. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/39 "2025-03-15T23:23:50Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > This is what gets me. That anyone from the United States would have the unmitigated gall to ask something of anyone else is rich. The people in charge are running on a position of utter selfishness. As far as they are concerned the Danes should give the US what it wants as tribute to their superiors, and the US owes them nothing in return. They also have trouble grasping that this concept does not appeal to the rest of the world for _some_ odd reason. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/40 "2025-03-15T23:43:13Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Hey don’t throw Baby out with the bathwater. I’m here and I’m ok. When it’s nation-to-nation issues, this applies: “… it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619.md?page=3)