# What should Danes print on the eggs they are being asked to export to the USA?

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**Created:** [March 15, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619 "2025-03-15T17:29:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/61 "2025-03-16T14:03:51Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> It’s not arrogance to be worthy of a lowly egg.

It might be arrogance to think “worthiness” and “availability” are tied together in any way, shape or form.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/62 "2025-03-16T14:04:28Z")

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I would be happy if the eggs imported from Denmark were their [long eggs](https://www.danaeg.com/our-products/easyslice/).

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/63 "2025-03-16T14:17:48Z")

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They are not actually whole eggs, but an egg dish: [The truth behind the famous 30cm long chicken eggs in Denmark](https://scienceinfo.net/the-truth-behind-the-famous-30cm-long-chicken-eggs-in-denmark.html)

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**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/64 "2025-03-16T14:22:57Z")

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In the spirit of “America First”, they should ship empty cartons with an insert reading “Denmark First!”.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/65 "2025-03-16T14:26:50Z")

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It would be easier just to send the message “Eggs Coming In Two Weeks”.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/66 "2025-03-16T14:35:03Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> They are not actually whole eggs, but an egg dish: [The truth behind the famous 30cm long chicken eggs in Denmark](https://scienceinfo.net/the-truth-behind-the-famous-30cm-long-chicken-eggs-in-denmark.html)

I’m not sure what you’re saying. The long eggs appear to be simply hard-boiled or hard-cooked eggs in a different form. If you consider a hardboiled egg is an “egg dish” than yes, this is an egg dish as well.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/67 "2025-03-16T14:40:06Z")

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Please look at how they are actually made. They are not simply eggs that have been stretch out or reshaped. The parts have been separated and reformed to fit a mold. In fact, the article itself calls it a “sophisticated Danish dish”.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/68 "2025-03-16T14:42:28Z")

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I have no problem considering them a different topology of a hardboiled egg.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
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Call it whatever one likes, as long as I don’t have to peel it.

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**Author:** ![Hakushon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hakushon/32/5503_2.png) [@Hakushon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakushon)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/70 "2025-03-20T00:38:06Z")

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An empty egg carton holding a “rejection letter”: an O with a slash through it (ie, “no egg”).

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**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/71 "2025-03-21T19:17:19Z")

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“Say Thank You.”

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-danes-print-on-the-eggs-they-are-being-asked-to-export-to-the-usa/1015619/72 "2025-03-22T00:53:34Z")

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> [@Hakushon](#):
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> An empty egg carton holding a “rejection letter”: an O with a slash through it (ie, “no egg”).

“Franky, we don’t give a cluck.”

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“Apply Directly to Face!”

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Given the pronunciation of “Ø”, you could be right.

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