Everyone should know how, in Spanish, to order a beer and a steaming platter of bicycle tires. Why? Because you’re gonna get thirsty.
Everyone should know a little about sewing. If your shoe comes apart, it’s embarrassing to walk around going ka-flap, ka-flap, ka-flap.
Everyone should know how to poke fun at him/herself. It’s counter-intuitive, but if you call yourself a fool, others will think better of you.