# What Should I Call My New Business? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 27, 2002, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738 "2002-08-27T05:15:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/21 "2002-08-28T16:40:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\*I like Squeaky Clean and Clear View Window Washer best. \*\* We’ve got a Squeaky Clean here and it is an excellent name. I’m on the other end of the US from you so it could be fine, although I think a California Italian restaurant did make two local ones change their names. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/22 "2002-08-28T16:45:34Z")
Panestakingly Clean? Something about “\ and Panes” with something clever in place of aches? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/23 "2002-08-28T19:36:24Z")
\*Clean Your Plate Window Service I Don’t Not Do Windows\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/24 "2002-08-28T19:41:35Z")
\*Caesarian Home Services “Screw the door, open a window.”\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/25 "2002-08-28T19:48:11Z")
\*Johnny Nash’s Window Service “Can you see clearly now?”\* ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/26 "2002-08-29T03:52:15Z")
Bah. I didn’t mean “Panestakingly Clear”. That’s not the phrase I was going for. I meant “Panefully Clear”. I still chuckle, though, when I think about somebody answering the phone, “Glasswipes, how can I help you?” ---
**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/27 "2002-08-29T04:10:48Z")
“Windows On The World” - Out of work World Trade Center window washer! You’d get the sympathy business. It can’t lose! ---
**Author:** ![neisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4bbf92/32.png) [@neisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neisha)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/28 "2002-08-29T07:50:19Z")
You all crack me up! I didn’t know there was this many funny people in the world gathered together on one board, in one room, on one topic, (I know, I know, “shut up, neisha.”). ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/29 "2002-08-29T15:52:29Z")
\*SiO2 Implant Care Big or small, we do 'em all.\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/30 "2002-08-29T16:00:30Z")
\*Glass Whole Bet your bottom dollar our wipes won’t leave a crack.\* ---
**Author:** ![im2evil4u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/31 "2002-08-30T00:34:29Z")
Window Pain Glass Act Winning Streak Pane Stain Crystal Clear All Washed Up ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/32 "2002-08-31T00:03:05Z")
Topless Window Washers Barely Clean Windows ---
**Author:** ![neisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4bbf92/32.png) [@neisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neisha)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/33 "2002-09-01T09:34:12Z")
Thanks to Sublight, I have decided on ClearView Window Cleaning. A few years from now when ya’ll see my commercials on TV, remember, you heard it here first… ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738/34 "2002-09-01T11:06:29Z")
Woohoo! You know, as an ad copywriter, I usually charge about $20,000 for a company or product naming project. Seeing as how you’re a fellow doper, however, I guess I can spot you one. 😃 Good luck with the new business! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-call-my-new-business/125738.md?page=1)