# What should I do with this woman's underpants? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 20, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654 "2000-10-20T13:54:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/81 "2000-10-23T15:04:58Z")
Don’t forget a picture of 'em in front of the White House. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/82 "2000-10-23T15:07:07Z")
Here is the seperate email account for everyone to send in their addresses to who want to be apart of this historic trip. [TravelingUndies@netscape.net](mailto:TravelingUndies@netscape.net) I promise not to sell or smite anyones name and address to the junk mail demons. ( Not that I would know how too.) If anyone has any trips or events coming up and need the bear by a specific date, lemme know. I think I have a box, I’ll find out if it’s the right size tonight when my husband brings it home from work. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/83 "2000-10-23T19:11:33Z")
Roll Call on the Underwear Bear Travel Log: Sdimbert (From Kansas) screech-owl (Central Fla) brida ( Your email wouldn’t go through for me) (LA) BornDodgy (Austria) I have a connection that has friends in Brazil and Japan, so we can add those two to the list and I myself have friends in England and Germany. Not that I’m bragging. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/84 "2000-10-23T19:18:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Shirley, I pledge to take the undies on a tour of white trash/redneck locales! I can take them to the spot where an elephant was tried and hanged for murder! I can take them to see the all the little mountain craft stores! Please send them to me too!! \*\* What? No pagan rituals to perform coming up? :::sigh::::: frankly, I’m disapointed. I suppose I’ll just have to find someone else to sacrifice the virgins in these underpants for educational purposes. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/85 "2000-10-23T20:45:37Z")
I’m signed up. 🙂 **Shirley** , I love the teddy bear idea. I’m voting for that one. RE: forwarding the pics - for anyone with a digital camera - very cool idea. Perhaps those people could take both a shot with the disposable camera to keep that whole set together, and one with the digital to forward. **techchick** , if you do up a site, which is a FANTASTIC idea, would it be possible to post a map of the world showing all of the places the undies have been so far? ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/86 "2000-10-23T21:12:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*I suppose I’ll just have to find someone else to sacrifice the virgins in these underpants for educational purposes. \*\* … must resist … can’t … trying … ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/87 "2000-10-24T14:05:30Z")
Heh. I still don’t have a box yet. And I haven’t found the bear to volunteer yet. Everyone, please email me if you want to be in on this ground breaking trip. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/88 "2000-10-24T14:08:39Z")
Oooh, me me me me! Woo Hoo! I love undies! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/89 "2000-10-24T14:40:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lolagranola \* > \*\*Oooooh. I can’t wait until I get my turn. I’ll take the undies to West Edmonton Mall. > > When I mentioned this thread to my sister, she said that there is a lady in the city who had her garden gnome stolen about 10 years ago. She gets pictures of it mailed to her from cities all over the world. She still has no idea who took the gnome to begin with. \*\* I think this is absolutely hilarious. ( Wasn’t something like this featured in People Magazine a while back?) ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/90 "2000-10-24T14:56:06Z")
KimKatt, If these go international I will need to find a world map as the only one I can think of that I have is of the US. I will look through my stuff though. Also, just FYI Shirley, if this happens then I will pop it up on a Geocities site or some other free site so you can have access to it. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/91 "2000-10-24T14:55:58Z")
I’m in! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/92 "2000-10-24T19:27:47Z")
\*\* Underwear Update! \*\* After further scrutiny of these skivvies, it has been decided that the underpants are not my friends daughters as the fact they are just too, well, un-girl size-ish. A phone call to my friend, who is still on the road with her kids and mom, has confirmed ( brace yourselves) that the underpants belong to my friends MOM. This is absolutely great. I love her mom. So…I just thought everyone who has emailed me at [Travelingundies@netscape.net](mailto:Travelingundies@netscape.net) (and those who haven’t jumped on the bandwagon -Pssssst, everyone is doing it) should know this late breaking news. I hear by christen this tour:\*\* The most fun you can have without your underpants on.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/93 "2000-10-24T19:49:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*I forgot to add, each person that gets the underwear would have to write a short summary of your experience with her underwear and include the place/location, the member, and your personal experience and email me. > > That would be hilarious! \*\* It is the “personal experience” of some of these posters that has me worried. The term “sloppy seconds” just keeps racing through my mind… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*I hear by christen this tour: **The most fun you can have without your underpants on.** > \*\* You need help Shirley. Lot’s of help. (Well, at least some good suggestions! ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/94 "2000-10-24T19:56:40Z")
So we’re no longer scarring an 11-year-old for life, but a sweet old lady. Even better! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/95 "2000-10-24T20:02:43Z")
Keep the stuufed animal idea (less likely to lose the undies). And we can name it **UnderBear**. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/96 "2000-10-24T20:09:47Z")
_ **Underbear??** _ **UNDERBEAR!!!** 😃 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😃 ---
**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/97 "2000-10-24T20:12:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*If this is done, WE HAVE to get the package back to Shirley, with a donation of funds, have the pictures developed and they all have to be posted on the web. > > Oh my God talk about a funny web site – I will donate the time to post them if Shirley gets me the scanned pics!!! > > “One Woman’s Underwear Travel Diary” > Please Please Please \*\* Oh my God! This thread is the most hilarious one I’ve ever read! I’d volunteer my services, but I live in Louisiana, and there’s nothing great here. Well, except for New Orleans, but I live too far away from there. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/98 "2000-10-24T20:35:17Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by xanadu \* \*\* > [@](#): > > …I’d volunteer my services, but I live in Louisiana, and there’s nothing great here. Well, except for New Orleans, but I live too far away from there. \*\* Hey, sometimes some of the most out-of-the-way places are the best! Biker bar? Local museum dedicated to farm implements? Odd-shaped civic sculpture? Gator sanctuary? Find something! [tongue-in-cheek] Prove to me that Louisiana isn’t full of crawfish-munching, Tabasco-swilling, cross-dressing-at-mardi-gras, yeehawing yahoos. [/tongue-in-cheek] Roommate lived there for awhile, which is where I get the stereotypes (except for the cross-dressing! :eek:). ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/99 "2000-10-24T20:39:41Z")
[sub]Preview, preview, preview! :hitting self upside head:[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/100 "2000-10-24T20:52:18Z")
Speaking of oddly shaped civic statues, is there any Doper that lives in Dixon, Illinois? We have GOT to get a picture of the flying penis, the Dixon arch and Reagan’s home. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654.md?page=6)