# What should I do with this woman's underpants? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 20, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654 "2000-10-20T13:54:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/101 "2000-10-24T21:30:25Z")
Shirley, If this is done right, we can submit the site to [http://www.amused.com](http://www.amused.com) as I think it would qualify as an amusing site! \< giggles \> ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/102 "2000-10-25T03:47:37Z")
Wow, this could be my biggest contribution to SDMB, and dare I say, the World. Do you think I could get a Noble Prize for Most Traveled Underpants That Are Not Mine? I will do a roll call later on. It’s nearly midnight and I must go to bed. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/103 "2000-10-25T05:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*What? No pagan rituals to perform coming up? > \*\* Well, I don’t think you can get them here in time for Samhain but I can still try to take them to circle with me! I can take pictures of the UnderBear sitting in my cauldron! ---
**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/104 "2000-10-25T20:32:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > Hey, sometimes some of the most out-of-the-way places are the best! Biker bar? Local museum dedicated to farm implements? Odd-shaped civic sculpture? Gator sanctuary? Find something! > > [tongue-in-cheek] > Prove to me that Louisiana isn’t full of crawfish-munching, Tabasco-swilling, cross-dressing-at-mardi-gras, yeehawing yahoos. > [/tongue-in-cheek] > Roommate lived there for awhile, which is where I get the stereotypes (except for the cross-dressing! :eek:). \*\* Sorry to dissapoint you, screech-owl, but 99.99% of those stereotypes are true. ---
**Author:** ![momcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@momcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/momcat)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/105 "2000-10-25T21:12:25Z")
How’s about a pix of the undies at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?? Or, any better ideas for Cleveland?? Jacob’s Field? the Cleveland Clinic? MomCat ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/106 "2000-10-25T21:59:51Z")
Heck folks, hit 'em all. I mean, even towns like Cleveland have great photo ops. But I would think that we shouldn’t go too hog wild with the camera unless we’re willing to throw a new one in there. When’s it goin’ out, Shirley? And does it have an itinerary? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/107 "2000-10-25T23:23:19Z")
How about hanging off the classic “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas” sign at the end of the strip? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/108 "2000-10-26T13:53:49Z")
Alright, here is the list so far of the volunteers waiting to host the underwear bear: **Momcat** (cleveland) \*\*Evilbeth \*\*( Tn) Pagan rituals abound. **Blue Twilight** ( MA) **Whammo** will do Las Vegas with the panties **Tatertot** is eager to receive women’s underpants in Germany. **Deb2World** will do the sites in LA, perhaps to see the transvestites in Hollywood. \*\*Vix1 \*\* will try to sell the Brooklyn Bridge to a pair of skivvies. **Kent** has volunteered to show Tallahassee off. I just remembered that my neighbors are going on a Panamanian Cruise in two or three weeks. I think it would be \*most romantic \* to take Underwear Bear along for the trip. If they are game for a menage-a-bear/panties thing, then after they return, the bear will be put into motion for this journey. Where is Cheif Scott, Uncle Beer, Imthecowgodmoo…ohhh who else could be a part of history? ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/109 "2000-10-26T14:21:48Z")
Hi **Shirley** , I know it was a “slip of the tongue”, but why was everyone referred to by their “doper handle” except me? See if I sign my name for YOU again. 😉 Now that the posting has slowed, I’m going to relay a gag that came to mind while reading this thread. The setup: A female friend had come into town for a weekend visit. (A platonic relationship, darnit.) After leaving for home, she realized that she’d left her pillow at my house. She called and asked me to mail her the pillow. The prop: I had acquired (another story) a pair of women’s underwear, size 5, red, mesh, with black lace adorning the front. Clearly these were NOT the kind of underwear a woman would wear because “they’re comfortable”. They were lying around the closet collecting dust. (I considered them to be a prescription that I was trying to get filled.) The gag: I boxed up the pillow, and carefully placed these panties on top of the pillow so that when the box was opened, the _first_ thing to be seen is these panties. Then I mailed the box to her – at the office. Well, sure enough, when the box arrived at the office, the receptionist opens the box for her and the first thing she sees is these red mesh, black laced panties – in my friend’s size. She swore to me that the office never did believe her story. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/110 "2000-10-26T14:45:22Z")
Dont’ forget me… ☹ South Bend, IN ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/111 "2000-10-26T15:14:57Z")
Somebody has to take the knickers to Mme T.'s and photograph em with all the celebs! I only know of the one in London and in Amsterdam… Voluntiers!! (if you plan to have the undies around till june 2001 I can take em to London cause I ll no longer be a “resident of Austria” then anymore most prolly) but I dont think they are likely to travel soooo long… ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/112 "2000-10-26T15:23:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*Alright, here is the list so far of the volunteers waiting to host the underwear bear: > > **Momcat** (cleveland) > \*\*Evilbeth \*\*( Tn) Pagan rituals abound. > **Blue Twilight** ( MA) > **Whammo** will do Las Vegas with the panties > **Tatertot** is eager to receive women’s underpants in Germany. > **Deb2World** will do the sites in LA, perhaps to see the transvestites in Hollywood. > \*\*Vix1 \*\* will try to sell the Brooklyn Bridge to a pair of skivvies. > **Kent** has volunteered to show Tallahassee off. > \*\* ☹ :sobs: ☹ So easily forgotten… ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/113 "2000-10-26T15:43:39Z")
And if you can get them to me by Halloween, I can and WILL perform a Pagan Ritual with them! I can! I can! I’ve been away from the boards lately, so I didn’t see this thread until just now. Sorry about that. But I am a practicing Pagan, and I would LOVE to do a ritual with them! I don’t have a cauldron, though, but I do have a mortar & pestle, and some Wiccan friends who throw a positively awesome Halloween party every year, with pumpkin carving, massive quantities of food & drink, and a bitchin’ bonfire. I’ll email you pronto! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/114 "2000-10-26T20:14:46Z")
**Shirley** , sweetie, you forgot my name in the list of volunteers as well… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/115 "2000-10-26T20:19:03Z")
Ditto. I will take a picture of them in front of the Denver Broncos Headquarters. If I can pull it off, I might be able to get them with several members of the Colorado Avalanche. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/116 "2000-10-26T20:30:35Z")
Didn’t you get my email? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/117 "2000-10-26T20:54:56Z")
Ok, I’m having technical difficulties with my brain. I posted whomever I had received via email that day. Southernstyle, I …um…couldn’t remember your user name and well…I shoulda figured it out…Southern Style…Tallahassee… I should be flogged. Everyone who is anyone is on this list. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/118 "2000-10-26T20:57:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*…Everyone who is anyone is on this list. > \*\* Woohoo ! I’m on the list! Um, I _am_ still on the list, right? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/119 "2000-10-28T03:23:13Z")
Gosh, spend a couple of days with two sick kids, wiping yucky noses and a continous loop of either the Teletubbies or Spot AND have a husband come home sick from work ( which he has _never_ done before, and your most famous thread drops off the radar. Excuse over. Roll call: (Some of you did not put your user name in your email and your email address was no clue either… remember, people, above all,\* I am a moron.\* So, rather than expose your secret identity, like I did with SouthernStyle–eek, I’ll just post your phone number…HAH… Kidding… your city. In no particular order: **screech-owl** Too close to Disney. \*\*sdimber \*\* Kansas \*\*born dodgy \*\* Austria ( you know, where they just had the Olympics 🙂 \*\*Rocking Chair \*\* Philly \*\*Kimkatt \*\* Oh Canada, (Ontario) \*\*\*The Incredible Mr. Cynical \*\* \* Mork and Mindy’s home town. \*\*Sassy \*\* SFO \*\*Johnathan Chance \*\* Blue Ridge Mountians…shenandoah river…Take me hoooooome…country roooooads…Sorry. **Vix1** Brooklyn Bridge \*\*Zelga[/] Somewhere in VA. **SouthernStyle** There’s only one SouthernStyle and one Tallahassee. **Connor** Scenic South Bend **Lazaruz7** BC.Not the comic strip. **catrandom** Grease is the word is the word is the word. **andygirl** Ivy league school **deb2world** LA **Tatertot** Germany, ja ja **Whammo** VIVA LAS VEGAS! \*\*Blue Twilight \*\* Lizzie Borden’s Hack and Wack B&B **Evilbeth and her tour of Evilness** Somewhere in TN \*\*Momcat \*\* A newbie lurker showing greatness early on by volunteering the Rock and Roll Hall of fame to the undies. If I forgot anyone you are on the list, as I have emailed everyone stating, well, you are on the list. I am going to email a few that showed interest in receiving women’s panties on a bear . There are two that have no listed email: Cristi - email me your address. **Scotticher and flodnak** - email me if you want strange womans underwear to arrive in your mail! Anyone else who wants to get in on the traveling undies, email ASAP, the bear is going to go out real soon. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/120 "2000-10-28T03:24:21Z")
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