# What should I do with this woman's underpants? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 20, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654 "2000-10-20T13:54:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/121 "2000-10-28T07:47:12Z")
Sorry about that, Shirley. I just sent you an email with my address. I’m a moron too. I will do my level best to perform and/or create a ritual appropriate to the situation. The nifty thing about Paganism is that it does allow for much creativity. Heh. Hehehehehehehehehe… And as I said in my email, if you can get them to me by Tuesday or Wednesday, I’ll be able to take them to the Lansing MiniFest, so that the underwear can have lunch with a few other Dopers as well. I promise not to let her drive if she’s had too much to drink. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Saint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@The\_Saint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Saint)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/122 "2000-10-28T07:59:12Z")
Have you gotten enough good answers yet? ---
**Author:** ![No\_lo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@No\_lo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_lo)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/123 "2000-10-28T08:10:16Z")
I like the idea of using heavy starch on them to make them stiff like cardboard and mailing them back to her like a postcard. Then the feds will have to open a folder in Washington. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/124 "2000-10-28T09:47:54Z")
Woo Hoo! I can’t wait til I get my hands on those undies! We’ll take a cruise down the Rhein together & see the Lorelei! I’ll teach it to sing “Ein Prosit”! I’ll take pictures of it with my Lepre-Cam. This is going to be sooo fun! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/125 "2000-10-28T10:00:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\* > \*\*born dodgy \*\* Austria ( you know, where they just had the Olympics 🙂 \*\* ROTFLMFAO! I only see kangaroos when I am drunk… hehe… so I ll get the undie right after tatertot I guess 🙂 My ears will ring cause they wont be stoppin’ to sing “Ein Prosit” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/126 "2000-10-28T15:16:03Z")
Three more have jumped on the wagon: Cristi (Flint) Stofsky ( Columbia, SC) A lurkernomore from Pensacola FLA. ( Taking them to see Mr. Streisand on the set? 🙂 ) I would like to take this opportunity to say: \*\*This is possibly my greatest thread. \*\* and it’s devoted to women’s underpants. ::::I love you people::::::: ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/127 "2000-10-30T02:43:44Z")
Update: My neighbor has enlisted to take the underwear bear on her 10 day cruise. She thinks this is pretty amusing. Her husband, didn’t think it as riotous as I did. They leave the 9th. So, after they return, I shall put the bear in motion. There is still plenty of time to get on the list. :::bump::::::::::: ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/128 "2000-11-17T23:47:40Z")
I thought I would bump this and put it once again in the top drawer. hehe. What’s happening with our traveling shorts? ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/129 "2000-11-18T00:21:53Z")
Yeah, yeah, have they gone out yet? Is there still time to get on the list? I can get the Underbear’s picture taken at Diamond Tooth Gerties in Dawson City! Or, if there is no time for that, on a gen-you-wine Yukon River sternwheeler. Tisiphone ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/130 "2000-11-18T02:30:47Z")
According to an e-mail Shirley Ujest sent me recently, UnderBear is wending its way through the Panama Canal on a cruise. Lucky bear. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/131 "2000-11-18T03:10:15Z")
Hey I should be on the list ! The Houston/Galveston area has lots of great things for underwear to do ! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/132 "2000-11-18T04:14:22Z")
Ayesha! You most certainly are on the list. The underpants are somewhere either in the Caribbean right now, Central America or in the Drug Cartel of the World, Columbia. What a way to start the trip. ( I did take pictures of Underwear Bear outside of the University of MIchigan’s Football stadium and outside of Michigan City, Indiana’s Nuclear Power Plant and outside of Kellogg’s in Battle Creek during a recent road trip, but compared to, well, Bogata, well, hell, the Midwest road trip portion is so…Rockwellian. ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/133 "2000-11-18T06:18:48Z")
Hope there’s still time to sign up… E-mail is on the way… ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/134 "2000-11-18T14:04:31Z")
Yeah! Where are the skivvies now? I think we should get updates on the skivvies itinerary and ETA! ---
**Author:** ![ShamaFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@ShamaFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShamaFrog)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/135 "2000-11-18T19:33:06Z")
I’d love to take the UnderBear on the grand tour of san diego…perhaps even into tijuana, to get the mexico experience…perhaps underbear on the famous painted-zebra-striped-donkey-things? underbear & shamu? underbear at the zoo? underbear at the local goth club! underbear in a corset & wig! Ok…whoo…calming down now. too many ideas… ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/136 "2000-11-18T23:20:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*OOooh! > > Remember the stuffed animal that made its way around the world? > > Here’s what you do: > > Take a picture with the underpants. Feature a local landmark. Mail them to another doper. Me, for instance. I would then take a picture of me and the panties in front of Mile High Stadium. Then, I mail the picture and the panties to someone else. Eventually, send the panties and the pictures to the friend. > > Hilarity will ensue. > > Thanks for the idea, Zette! \*\* Recently I went to washington D.C. on a road trip. I spent about an hour there just running around taking pictures in front of all the “spots”. Every place that we went there was some guy taking pictures with a teddy bear. He would prop it up against the fence in front of the white house and take its picture. It was hilarious! I guess this is what he was doing? I suppose if you took a picture of the underpants on the white house fence it would simply look like bill had a good night! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/137 "2000-11-20T03:59:50Z")
I think Underwear Bear is back in the USA and at my neighbors house. At least, I think they are back from their trip. I can’t wait to set this thing in motion… ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/138 "2000-11-20T04:41:14Z")
Shirley, I have a question… do you want the picture with JUST the bear and underroos or with the dopers too… or both?? I figured since your friend wouldn’t know who the heck we were you would want just the undies in the pic. BTW I will be willing to include another one use camera in the package when I send it on. Any further plans? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/139 "2000-12-01T16:29:05Z")
**Underwear Bear Update** _The panties have gone postal._ Went into the mail yesterday, November 30th. First stop is Screech Owl in Florida. Whammo, if people want to have their pictures taken with UB that is great! It will personalize this historic trip. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/140 "2000-12-01T16:53:19Z")
I will be moving the 20th of December! If UnderBear is scheduled for South Bend in the near future, he should make it snappy. If UnderBear has an itinerary, and its looking like he might not make it in time, let me know, so I can get my next address on the list. If there’s a hitch in the plans, it will still be okay, as my roommates will take care of it. That is all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654.md?page=8)