# What should I do with this woman's underpants? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 20, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654 "2000-10-20T13:54:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/141 "2000-12-01T17:03:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\ ***Underwear Bear Update** > > _The panties have gone postal._\*\* I am SOOOOO glad my boss stepped out of the office! I just fell out of my chair from laughing so hard. Damn, I did cut my head on the desk. First trip for me is to the emergency room. Itinerary is planned out. Pictures will follow. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/142 "2000-12-01T21:59:03Z")
still looking forward to the bear’s visit up here to Sunny Victoria!! … _smile_ ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/143 "2000-12-01T23:00:33Z")
I hope it’s not too late. I sent you an e-mail. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/144 "2000-12-01T23:32:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by A girl \* > \*\*Sell them on ebay and send her the money! Some chick just sold her undies online for $10,000!!! > > [http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=466800477](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=466800477) > > A girl \*\* The buyer isn’t a registered ebay user, which tells ME they kicked him off. I checked their other auctions, and most of their panties (all they sell is used panties) sell for between $2 and $10 So… I don’t think they actually sold for $10,000 I think some guy just bid that as a joke and didn’t pay. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/145 "2000-12-01T23:40:07Z")
So is there a schedule? When – roughly, of course – can we in sunny So Cal (actually, cloudy and gloomy So. Cal today ☹ ) expect Underbear to arrive? ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/146 "2000-12-02T01:20:45Z")
You could have probably auctioned them between Tatertot and my old pal Rich H on this board, but Rich was banned, thrown out, whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/147 "2000-12-02T01:25:48Z")
Some MPSIMS early history related to R H ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/148 "2000-12-02T01:27:15Z")
Sorry, heres RH [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17551](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17551) ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/149 "2000-12-05T14:12:07Z")
Oh… My… God… The bear just arrived. There is more Under than Bear. The poor thing is up to his/her armpits in undies! Cute bear, though. I like the gold ribbon/belt. We shall be visiting the highlights of central Florida for the next couple of days. I’m getting a pair of dark glasses. :o Well, it’s sunny here in Florida (except it’s fortyflippin’seven degrees right now. I may have to make a bathrobe for him/her.) Thank you for including a set of mailing labels and strapping tape. The journal is a wonderful idea, and I shall include a postcard from the area. Off to the parks tonight! screech-owl ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/150 "2000-12-12T18:47:55Z")
\*\*The Offical Straight Dope Get Yer Name On The List To Receive Women’s Underpants On A Bear List Is Now Officially Closed. \*\* I have been bombarded with last minute entries and fortunately, Screech Owl is still in posession of UB, sooo it wasn’t too hard to add the stragglers on the list. The way the mailing works, is whomever has the package, gets to pick from the pre-addressed mailing labels to mail it to the next person on the list. It is completely random. Other than that, all I have to say is that UB missed one hell of a snowstorm inwhich he could have really helped out shoveling snow, sledding and building snowmen. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/151 "2000-12-12T20:59:06Z")
A dollar late and a day short 🙂 I can’t beleive I just found this thread. As I was reading thru the pages, I envisioned pictures of UnderBear in front of Oriole Park at Camden Yards…UnderBear in front of PSI Net Stadium (go Ravens)…UnderBear at the Inner Harbor…UnderBear at Hard Rock Cafe in Baltimore…UnderBear holding a vile of crack (oops!). As you’ve probably figured out, I’m representin’ B-more! I wish he could have come my way. I really would have shown him a good time. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/152 "2000-12-12T20:59:13Z")
Ooh! I can’t wait! Woohoo! I will try very hard to find some sort of bizarre Pagan ritual that involves the bear. Hope you don’t mind. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Mac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/153 "2001-05-13T04:49:14Z")
Ok it’s been five months since the last post, where are the undies? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/154 "2001-05-24T00:08:46Z")
Vancouver, WA. (Or Portland, OR) Pictures of the Rose Garden, Pioneer Square, Multnomah Falls. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/155 "2001-05-24T02:08:01Z")
And I continue to insist… If the UnderBear can get to the Blue Ridge for our DopeFest Party he can appear with a whole bunch of dopers. Not that I want to be bumped in queue or anything but the party is June 2, 2001. hint hint hint ---
**Author:** ![GopherGod72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@GopherGod72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GopherGod72)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/156 "2002-04-29T19:30:47Z")
Soooo… What ever became of the UnderBear!!! inquiring minds want to know ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/157 "2002-04-29T19:39:05Z")
Holey Moley, what wrath have I started? The thread that would not die. Underwear bear died a sad sad sad death…well…not died, but all the cameras and undeveloped pictures taken were ruined somewhere in his travels ( I’m guessing by Xray machine in some post office/customs/space station) and so, depressed, sullen and totally bummed out, I sent what I had ( a very fun journal and some already developed pictures with knick knack souveniers, along to the owner of UnderWear Bear. This was back in the last milleneum…I can’t even recall when…late summer, I think. But I am thinking of starting up another one… ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/158 "2002-04-29T21:59:14Z")
Scotland checking in! Knickers with Nessie? I’ll do my best - or something equally Scottish! ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/159 "2002-04-29T23:09:24Z")
really underware bear was found and returned home!?!?!?! last i heard he was lost in canada. did he still have his superhero cape? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654/160 "2002-04-30T14:19:19Z")
Yes, RC, UB had his supercolossalhero cape on as he made the journey to whence his underpants belonged. My girlfriend loved it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-do-with-this-womans-underpants/37654.md?page=9)