# What should I feed a duck?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-feed-a-duck/408058>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 14, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-feed-a-duck/408058 "2007-06-14T22:36:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2007, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-feed-a-duck/408058/21 "2007-06-15T08:02:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
In Soviet Union, State feeds _you_ to duck.  
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Do I come with orange sauce?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-feed-a-duck/408058/22 "2007-06-15T12:10:43Z")

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[QUOTE=betenoir]  
Do I come with orange sauce?  
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HA! Orange Sauce is rationed, Comrade. You must first _que up_, and _then_ be eaten by ducks.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-feed-a-duck/408058/23 "2007-06-15T12:15:37Z")

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We do, however have plenty of red sauce. Clear sauce, too :glug glug:.

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