# What should I get Kim Kardashian for her wedding? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472 "2011-06-14T19:00:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![blueskiesfrompain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@blueskiesfrompain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blueskiesfrompain)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/21 "2011-06-15T16:28:21Z")
Get her a helium filled balloon. She’ll know what to do. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/22 "2011-06-15T16:41:54Z")
> [@Sarabellum1976](#): > > I remember when Liza Minelli married that one guy with the really tight, weird-looking face. They had a similar or worse registry, and the media picked up the story. > > In particular I remember the late-night comedians making fun of the outdated items on the registry - fingerbowls, salt cellars, lemon forks and olive spoons, that sort of thing. It was comedy gold. > > Especially when they broke up about 5 minutes later. David Gest. That guy is a real piece of work. I see him fairly often in my neighborhood. Last time at Kinko’s where he was verbally assaulting his poor assistant while trying to ship these enormous boxes. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/23 "2011-06-15T16:59:08Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > They divorced in 1989, she married Jenner in 91, he died in 2003 and the show started in 2007. Let’s see… die or live and have to watch my daughters whore themselves out… Die or live and have to watch my daughters whore themselves out… Hold on, I’m still thinking… ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/24 "2011-06-15T17:05:48Z")
My first thought was penecillin… ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/25 "2011-06-15T19:05:04Z")
> [@kittenblue](#): > > I didn’t see a Cluestick listed on there. Apparently they don’t want one. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/26 "2011-06-15T19:13:00Z")
How about a pair of fuzzy dice to hang from the rear-view mirror of her [Hideki-class](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hideki_class.jpg) attack craft? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/27 "2011-06-15T20:22:26Z")
How many goddamn dinner plates does this woman need? ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/28 "2011-06-15T20:33:31Z")
To be fair, she did start a business of some sort as a “celebrity closet organizer” before she was famous. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/29 "2011-06-16T15:20:01Z")
I wish I was invited to this wedding. A hilarious prank could be pulled by marking down all the gifts as ‘purchased’ and then getting them cheap alternative versions of what they wanted. Instead of napkins that cost $30, they can have a stack of 100 from Target for $2. Instead of a thousand dollar vase, a cheap plastic one from the mall. Silverware will be replaced with plastic forks taken from fast food places, and the $1650 coffee pot will be replaced by Mr. Coffee! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/30 "2011-06-16T16:30:29Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > Don’t forget the homemade porno. Thanks for nothin’. I need your address so I can send the invoices for the brain bleach. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/31 "2011-06-16T16:43:58Z")
> [@Sierra\_Indigo](#): > > I dislike them for being vapid, useless stains on the face of the earth, but the Kardashians are wealthy. Their friends and families are wealthy. So their wedding registries reflect this. None of their social peers are going into hock to get any of these gifts. Or should they have set up a registry at Wal\*Mart so as not to offend your sense of propriety? This. If I’m a super wealthy person, my family is also super wealthy, my friends are super wealthy, my step family (related to a famous, Olympic athlete- my step dad) is super wealthy, and even my family friends are super wealthy (remember: dad was a famous lawyer for OJ). . . why would I register at Kmart? In fairness, I read an article that did say Kim and what’s his face are also registering at William Sonoma, so clearly they are going to have some lower end stuff on there, too. And in Khloe and Lamar’s defense (if there is one), I can actually speak to that a bit since I do enjoy my trash tv and watch all these Kardashian shoes (that’s right: it’s me, I’m keeping them on TV. Sorry!). On the episode where Khloe was going to do her wedding registry, her mom took her to all kinds of fancy, high end stores, and Khloe was horrified that her mom was asking her to register for things like amber tigers, thousand dollar china, etc. Her mom went through and did it _for_ her, then a big fight ensued. Though Kim seems like the type of person who would earnestly register for these things, much like her awful mother. The other two sisters seem far more normal, even with their fancy cars, houses, and purchases. > [@MsRobyn](#): > > Thanks for nothin’. I need your address so I can send the invoices for the brain bleach. Brain bleach? I mean, sure, I can see not being a fan of Kim’s personality, but I’m 99% sure nobody was watching that tape for her personality. She’s a beautiful woman, particularly then, because it was before she fucked up her face with surgery. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/32 "2011-06-18T04:54:45Z")
I still have no fucking idea who these Kardasshians are, and I prefer to remain ignorant, thankyouverymuch. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/33 "2011-06-18T05:25:04Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > How about a pair of fuzzy dice to hang from the rear-view mirror of her [Hideki-class](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hideki_class.jpg) attack craft? Bra-vo. _golf clap_ That’ll show those spoonheads what’s what. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/34 "2011-06-18T17:43:29Z")
I would try to find her a set of butcher knives once owned by OJ. Call me a sentimental fool. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/35 "2011-06-18T17:48:42Z")
I never knew a single vegetable spoon _could_ cost $1,250. Talk about being born with a silver spoon… ---
**Author:** ![scratch\_llll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@scratch\_llll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch_llll)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/36 "2011-06-19T05:44:37Z")
LOL @ Boyo Jim. Here I was thinking permanent birth control but Jim nailed it. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/37 "2011-06-19T10:16:44Z")
A boxful of fuckall… she has $$$$$ so she can buy herself a present. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/38 "2011-06-19T17:43:03Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > Cheapest thing on the registry: [Ugly ass napkins for $12.50](http://www.gearys.com/gearyssf/p-106064-napkin-20x20-butter-sferra-festival.aspx?GiftRegistryView=1). I call dibs! Ugly though they may be, they are the very finest ass napkins obtainable. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/39 "2011-06-20T00:39:32Z")
Buy her a tube of KY Jelly and put super glue inside. That should liven up the honeymoon. I don’t know why, but I LOATHE this family. But I give Paris Hilton the time of day, so I’m a hypocrite. To be fair to myself, I can understand why Paris is famous, but the whole Kardashian clan? They are the richest white trash I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472/40 "2011-06-20T13:47:56Z")
This family reminds me of a pack of gypsies. The overly made up faces, the flashy clothes and jewelry, etc. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-get-kim-kardashian-for-her-wedding/585472.md?page=3)