# What should I name my sheet music store? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 16, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438 "2013-10-16T21:47:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/61 "2013-10-19T15:09:55Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > **The Score Store** > mmm It [exists](http://www.scorestore.co.uk/) already. Hmm, maybe “G\*\*\*Winds Sheet Music.” I googled it, and the name doesn’t exist elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/62 "2013-10-19T23:56:26Z")
Emily’s Notes 'n Clefs Well Staffed Notes 'n Clefs ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/63 "2013-10-20T00:19:28Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > In the Key of EmilyG > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Cleff’s Notes I like both of those. _Clarified Clarinet_ _Emily Harmony_ ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/64 "2013-10-20T03:37:53Z")
[gwinds.com](http://gwinds.com) ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/65 "2013-10-20T08:20:38Z")
Note Worthy Fully Staffed Notations Quaver With Excitement Em Pressant Forza Musician Note Accents Time Signatures Notable Notes ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/66 "2013-10-20T14:34:08Z")
Thanks for all the suggestions so far. Hmm, maybe I can open up a subdivision of my store for religious sheet music, and call it Holy Sheet. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/67 "2013-10-20T16:35:07Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Hmm, maybe I can open up a subdivision of my store for religious sheet music, and call it Holy Sheet. 😛 [Been done](http://www.holysheet.com.au/), only for bedsheets. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/68 "2013-10-20T17:16:02Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Thanks for all the suggestions so far. > > Hmm, maybe I can open up a subdivision of my store for religious sheet music, and call it Holy Sheet. 😛 > [@GuanoLad](#): > > [Been done](http://www.holysheet.com.au/), only for bedsheets. Well, Holy Sheet Music© then! Nope, beat us to [that one](http://holysheetmusic.com/) as well. ☹ Though if you click on it you’ll essentially nothing’s there, they just got the name. Dang Aussies strike again! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/69 "2013-10-21T06:35:26Z")
Eine Kleine Sheet Music. ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/70 "2013-10-21T08:30:39Z")
Stay away from EmilyG, that sounds like Kenny G. I actually like \*\*Papyrus \*\*because of the reed connection. I get all my digital music from [musicnotes.com](http://musicnotes.com). I think you would have a hard time competing against a big site like that. Have you investigated selling your sheet music as an affiliate through those types of sites? ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/71 "2013-10-21T10:25:38Z")
Whatthesheet or something similar would be memorable. Probably taken already though. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/72 "2013-10-21T10:41:57Z")
I tend to think that any sheet/shit puns are best avoided. You don’t want your brand to carry connotations of shittiness, however punny. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/73 "2013-10-21T11:01:35Z")
I like (Emily Gs) For Sheets To The Wind ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438/74 "2013-10-21T13:55:02Z")
[quote=“sandra\_nz, post:70, topic:671438”] Stay away from EmilyG, that sounds like Kenny G. … [QUOTE] Good advice! > [@Gyrate](#): > > I tend to think that any sheet/shit puns are best avoided. You don’t want your brand to carry connotations of shittiness, however punny. Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. I’m no prude, but I don’t want people to think I’m selling dirty music. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-name-my-sheet-music-store/671438.md?page=3)