# What should my picket sign say when I'm outside Hobby Lobby this Saturday?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [July 8, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642 "2014-07-08T15:43:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/1 "2014-07-08T15:43:28Z")
I need something clever!
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/2 "2014-07-08T15:45:55Z")
“I’ve got better things to do with my time…like protected sex.”
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/3 "2014-07-08T15:46:25Z")
U.S. out of my utarus!
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### Author:  [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/4 "2014-07-08T15:48:01Z")
“I Couldn’t Figure Out What To Write On My Sign By Myself, But I’m Still Full Of Righteous Indignation! Just Not Sure Why!”
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### Author:  [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/5 "2014-07-08T15:48:10Z")
“Most of the stuff in this store is made by slave labor in a country that forces women to have abortions. Maybe their moral stance is a little misdirected regarding birth control.”
I know that’s wordy for a sign. I’ve never been good with succinct.
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### Author:  [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/6 "2014-07-08T15:49:50Z")
“I’m just here to meet loose women”
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/7 "2014-07-08T15:54:04Z")
OK, whichever mod fixed the typo in the title: boo! You ruined my hilarious spelling joke. :mad:
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### Author:  [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/8 "2014-07-08T15:55:43Z")
Thanks for that mod!
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/9 "2014-07-08T16:08:37Z")
Naughty Hobby Lobby
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/10 "2014-07-08T16:10:52Z")
“I refuse to support a company that invests in contraceptives but refuses to pay for them for their employees.”
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### Author:  [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/11 "2014-07-08T16:22:17Z")
> [@Bricker](#):
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> “I Couldn’t Figure Out What To Write On My Sign By Myself, But I’m Still Full Of Righteous Indignation! Just Not Sure Why!”
I was impressed earlier with your righteous indignation, wasn’t I? I do believe I retract that.
As for the OP, howzabout something simple?
“Crafty Uterus’ Shop at Michaels!”
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### Author:  [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/12 "2014-07-08T16:45:02Z")
“I Need A Hobby!”
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### Author:  [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/13 "2014-07-08T16:49:20Z")
“Crochet is a hobby. Having babies shouldn’t be.”
Personally, I just don’t shop there.
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### Author:  [@Absinthe\_Anecdote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absinthe_Anecdote)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/14 "2014-07-08T16:52:17Z")
I like to go to random protests with the following sign:
What do we want?
Time Travel!
When do we want it?
It’s irrelevant!
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### Author:  [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/15 "2014-07-08T16:53:22Z")
How about: “Get A Brain Morans!”
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/16 "2014-07-08T17:18:19Z")
Walk around with a sign that says “It’s all Obama’s fault”.
Then when you get interviewed (presumably by the local Fox affiliate) explain that you’re opposed to the way the Obama administration is allowing its corporate cronies like Hobby Lobby to be exempt from the laws passed by Congress.
Say that as a conservative you support the law being enforced the same for everyone and oppose the way special interests can get special treatment. And that as a devout Christian you resent the way corporations are mocking your faith.
With a little luck, you can start a groundswell and within a month we’ll have Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly denouncing Hobby Lobby.
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### Author:  [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/17 "2014-07-08T17:21:01Z")
“I didn’t see Hobby Lobby At church last Sunday, was it sick?”
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/18 "2014-07-08T17:21:27Z")
“Will Work for IUDs”
Regards,
Shodan
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/19 "2014-07-08T17:23:08Z")
"Coat Hangers - No
Crochet Hooks - Yes"
Regards,
Shodan
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### Author:  [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/20 "2014-07-08T17:23:21Z")
Keep Your Beliefs Out Of My Briefs
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