# What should my picket sign say when I'm outside Hobby Lobby this Saturday?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [July 8, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642 "2014-07-08T15:43:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/21 "2014-07-08T17:37:52Z")
Stick To Your Knitting.
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### Author:  [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/22 "2014-07-08T17:43:05Z")
I’ll buy my own contraception!
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### Author:  [@davida03801](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davida03801)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/23 "2014-07-08T17:47:12Z")
Call me stupid, I buy my own contraceptives too.
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### Author:  [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/24 "2014-07-08T17:47:47Z")
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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### Author:  [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/25 "2014-07-08T17:48:27Z")
I Got Rhythm
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### Author:  [@MostlyUseless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyUseless)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/26 "2014-07-08T17:57:48Z")
“I have nothing to do on Saturday because I am a loser?”
Seriously, picketing a store? Pointless. Nobody cares.
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### Author:  [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/27 "2014-07-08T17:59:51Z")
“Remember the old \*yarn \*where Jesus forbade IUD insertions? Yeah, me neither.”
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### Author:  [@Absinthe\_Anecdote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absinthe_Anecdote)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/28 "2014-07-08T18:27:19Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> I Got Rhythm
LOL
That’s the best one so far…
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/29 "2014-07-08T18:37:00Z")
> [@Absinthe\_Anecdote](#):
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> I like to go to random protests with the following sign:
>
> What do we want?
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> Time Travel!
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> When do we want it?
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> It’s irrelevant!
Do you? Do you actually do this? Have you personally ever gone to a protest with that sign? Or are you just repeating something we’ve all seen all over the internet?
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/30 "2014-07-08T18:46:20Z")
_Front_
Hobby Lobby: Fucking Over America
_Back_
Your Hobby’s to Lobby
& Pay for Elections
Closly-Held Corps
Don’t Maintain Erections
& Boards of Director Assholes
Don’t need Protections…
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### Author:  [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/31 "2014-07-08T18:59:20Z")
Shop here? Over my dead fetus!
Please don’t use this. Please.
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/32 "2014-07-08T19:00:00Z")
\*closely. Darn auto correct…
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/33 "2014-07-08T19:19:45Z")
Where are you going to buy the supplies to make your sign? I know somewhere that sells pens and markers and posterboard. Probably one pretty close to you.
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### Author:  [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/34 "2014-07-08T19:23:32Z")
Whose fault ?
Asphalt !
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### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/35 "2014-07-08T20:24:53Z")
“We demand that Hobby Lobby pay for contraceptives!”
Psst… they already do pay for 16 kinds of contraception.
“Never mind!”
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### Author:  [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/36 "2014-07-08T20:38:18Z")
> [@MostlyUseless](#):
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> “I have nothing to do on Saturday because I am a loser?”
>
> Seriously, picketing a store? Pointless. Nobody cares.
Funny you would take the time to post this, don’t you have a life? I know it’s pretty pointless, but maybe I will meet some likeminded people. And aren’t personal insults for the Pitt?
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### Author:  [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/37 "2014-07-08T20:44:52Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#):
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> And aren’t personal insults for the **Pitt**?
Penn State grad, are we?
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### Author:  [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/38 "2014-07-08T20:55:47Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> _Front_
>
> Hobby Lobby: Fucking Over America
>
> _Back_
>
> Your Hobby’s to Lobby
> & Pay for Elections
> Closly-Held Corps
> Don’t Maintain Erections
> & Boards of Director Assholes
> Don’t need Protections…
Burma Shave
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### Author:  [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/39 "2014-07-08T21:04:57Z")
Picket sign supplies purchased at Target
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### Author:  [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-my-picket-sign-say-when-im-outside-hobby-lobby-this-saturday/692642/40 "2014-07-08T21:10:16Z")
SCOTUS babes used to put out!
WTF did you do, HOBBY LOBBY?
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