# what should the Biden bumper sticker/ T-shirt be? Satiric post, not serious **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [April 12, 2020, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599 "2020-04-12T02:51:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/1 "2020-04-12T02:51:07Z")
Biden. He’s not Trump Biden. My 7th choice. Vote Blue! Biden. Centrist Democrat who will do nothing for the average person but who is better than the Orange One Who Shall Not Be Named. OK, the last one doesn’t fit on a bumper sticker but could fit on a T-shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/2 "2020-04-12T02:54:44Z")
BIDEN: Less Evil, More Awkward! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/3 "2020-04-12T15:08:57Z")
Who’s Your (Grand)Daddy? Biden 2020. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/4 "2020-04-12T15:23:47Z")
Dump Trump: Ridin’ Biden ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/5 "2020-04-12T15:28:43Z")
Fuck Bernie Marry Biden Kill Trump ---
**Author:** ![Linden\_Arden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Linden\_Arden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linden_Arden)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/6 "2020-04-12T15:47:33Z")
Biden: Make America Healthy Again ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/7 "2020-04-12T15:54:23Z")
Vote for the elderly, demented sex offender. No the other one ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/8 "2020-04-12T16:29:01Z")
Vote Biden - He’s As Ordinary As You Are ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/9 "2020-04-12T16:55:27Z")
Biden: Your hands on choice! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/10 "2020-04-12T17:08:12Z")
Biden: You don’t have to love him, just vote for him! ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/11 "2020-04-12T17:16:04Z")
Vote for the Donkey, not the Ass: Biden 2020 ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/12 "2020-04-12T17:17:11Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Biden: Your hands on choice! Thread winner! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/13 "2020-04-12T17:34:50Z")
Biden, he may not be able to fix everything but at least he won’t break anything new. ---
**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/14 "2020-04-12T19:19:22Z")
Made in China. Vote for Biden ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/15 "2020-04-12T19:46:20Z")
BIDEN 2020 For _FUCK_’s Sake, America! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/16 "2020-04-12T20:09:03Z")
Vote for the guy who’s as boring as the average American rather than the guy who’s as dumb as the average American. ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/17 "2020-04-12T20:52:04Z")
**biden 2020 look, fat** ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/18 "2020-04-12T20:57:32Z")
I think the BYEDon 2020 ones I’ve seen are kinda clever. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/19 "2020-04-12T22:25:59Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Vote for the elderly, demented sex offender. No the other one Brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/20 "2020-04-12T22:37:50Z")
Until a better candidate comes along, I’m just Biden my time. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599.md?page=2)