# what should the Biden bumper sticker/ T-shirt be? Satiric post, not serious **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [April 12, 2020, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599 "2020-04-12T02:51:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/21 "2020-04-13T04:18:29Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Until a better candidate comes along, I’m just Biden my time. I’m going to modify that sliughtly and call it the thread winner. We’re just Biden Our Time. subcontext - in 2024 we’ll move forward, for now we are just putting a brake on a descent into fascism. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/22 "2020-04-13T04:26:26Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > I think the BYEDon 2020 ones I’ve seen are kinda clever. Get 'em here. [https://www.byedon.store/](https://www.byedon.store/) (No connection) ---
**Author:** ![Boycott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boycott/32/6741_2.png) [@Boycott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boycott)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/23 "2020-04-13T10:06:34Z")
Malarkey Ends Here ---
**Author:** ![Smitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Smitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/24 "2020-04-13T12:16:59Z")
I’m Joe Biden and I don’t remember this message. ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/25 "2020-04-13T15:41:45Z")
Hugs for everyone! Biden 2020 Grab’m by the ass, not the pussy! Biden 2020 Did not fuck up the Corona crisis - if you’re alive, vote Biden! If you can read this, vote Biden 2020 The November election is a liberal hoax! Support Trump - don’t vote! The only way you can stop 5G and forced vaccination: don’t vote in November! ---
**Author:** ![Esprise\_Me](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprise_me/32/2947_2.png) [@Esprise\_Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprise_Me)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/26 "2020-04-13T15:59:08Z")
Biden 2020. Because RBG is not immortal. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/27 "2020-04-13T16:47:01Z")
**IF YOU CAN READ THIS VOTE for BIDEN** (If you don’t know how to read, you’re probably voting for Trump.) ---
**Author:** ![Esprise\_Me](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprise_me/32/2947_2.png) [@Esprise\_Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprise_Me)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/28 "2020-04-13T19:12:40Z")
Bros: Even Bernie’s on Board > **[Bernie Sanders endorses Joe Biden for president](https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2020-04-13/2020-bernie-sanders-endorses-joe-biden)** > > Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden’s presidential candidacy on Monday as he made a joint online appearance with the former vice president. ---
**Author:** ![etasyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9f8e36/32.png) [@etasyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etasyde)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/29 "2020-04-13T20:35:44Z")
Biden:\* Nothing will fundamentally change!\* Hard to fit on a bumper sticker, but it gets the right message across. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/30 "2020-04-13T20:43:57Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Fuck Bernie > Marry Biden > Kill Trump This is one of those posts that makes me yearn for a like button. I’d love to have a T-Shirt. ---
**Author:** ![RealFDRdem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@RealFDRdem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealFDRdem)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/31 "2020-04-19T10:29:27Z")
Let’s Lose With Joe! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/32 "2020-04-19T14:14:01Z")
Made in China. Heh ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/33 "2020-04-20T03:15:49Z")
**Biden 1964. Wait, I mean 2020.** ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/34 "2020-04-20T07:25:36Z")
> [@Isosleepy](#): > > The November election is a liberal hoax! Support Trump - don’t vote! This one might actually work 🙂 . I can imagine maybe 1 or 2 percent of Trump voters who would believe it and stay home. Add a whole campaign: the LIBERAL ELITES want to expand voter registration…Don’t fall into their trap! Don’t register!!! Don’t vote!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/35 "2020-04-24T17:29:39Z")
[Biden for Senate in 2020](https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-says-hes-running-united-states-senate-while-south-carolina-supporters-say-its-1489034). Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Ashtura](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ashtura/32/2963_2.png) [@Ashtura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtura)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/36 "2020-04-24T18:09:58Z")
I’ll stand up to Corn Pop. Kids for Biden’s Hairy Legs 2020. I’ll help the poor kids AND the white kids! All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing. I’m Joe Biden, and I forgot this message. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/37 "2020-04-30T05:00:19Z")
Trump is so bad, I’m backing Biden! Not the worst ass-grabber on the ballot, by far Biden: The lesser of two evils, sure. And your point is…? Biden: He was good enough for Obama, he’s good enough for me Joe 2020: At least he’s not orange and evil. ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/38 "2020-04-30T13:39:45Z")
Vote for the guy who actually did Grab 'em by the Pussy. ---
**Author:** ![frognot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frognot/32/8752_2.png) [@frognot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frognot)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/39 "2020-04-30T15:21:57Z")
Biden. He won’t inject you with bleach. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599/43 "2020-05-07T15:41:12Z")
Vote for Biden It will make Barf Sampson cry [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-the-biden-bumper-sticker-t-shirt-be-satiric-post-not-serious/851599.md?page=1)