# What should we ask YOU? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011 "2000-04-15T14:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/1 "2000-04-15T14:09:00Z")
OK, we’ve had: Ask the Gay Guy Ask the Closeted Bisexual Guy Ask the Drunk Guy Ask the Gator Guy and probably a bunch more I’ve missed or forgotten. If you had to start your own thread (please don’t) what would it be called? For myself I’ve posted in some many RPG and Videogame and Sci-Fi type thread I woul have to start: Ask the Big Geek. * * * “My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/2 "2000-04-15T14:38:00Z")
Ask the huge sex organ guy. * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![MissMonica7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@MissMonica7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMonica7)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/3 "2000-04-15T14:46:00Z")
Ask the girl who has the perfect combination of intelligence and looks… * * * “I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t, i mean s-m-a-r-t” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/4 "2000-04-15T15:05:00Z")
Ask the Goddess. ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/5 "2000-04-15T15:59:00Z")
Ask the castaway. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/6 "2000-04-15T16:02:00Z")
Ask the Bear in the Lady’s Boudoir. * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/7 "2000-04-15T16:04:00Z")
‘Don’t ask me, Im deaf too.’ ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/8 "2000-04-16T05:48:00Z")
Ask the Slightly Loony Bohemian Auntie. ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/9 "2000-04-16T05:50:00Z")
Don’t bother to ask the apathetic guy anything. ---
**Author:** ![Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghost)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/10 "2000-04-16T05:58:00Z")
Ask The Dead Guy ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/11 "2000-04-15T18:06:00Z")
Ask the Bride of Satan. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/12 "2000-04-15T18:09:00Z")
ask the ‘psychiatrists can’t figure her out’ girl. * * * “Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.” -the wallster ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/13 "2000-04-15T18:13:00Z")
Ask The DC Comics From Late Seventies To Early Nineties Guy. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Chloe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@Chloe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chloe)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/14 "2000-04-15T18:17:00Z")
Ask the other guy. ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/15 "2000-04-15T20:59:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Drain Bead: > **Ask the Bride of Satan.** ROTFLMAO!! * * * My classes are optional. So is graduating. (Get your Sig by Wally today!) ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/16 "2000-04-15T21:11:00Z")
Ask The Fat Chick! * * * ## Catrandom Go to a vet that’s also a taxidermist. Either way, you’ll get your cat back. _Sig courtesy of the amazing WallyM7_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/17 "2000-04-15T21:13:00Z")
Ask the Typo-prone Slacker Lawyer, Who **Should** Be Working Right Now ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/18 "2000-04-15T21:20:00Z")
Ask the Music Industry Guy * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Six days, 19 hours, 17 minutes and 46 seconds. 272 cigarettes not smoked, saving $34.02. Life saved: 22 hours, 40 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@Happy\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Dave)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/19 "2000-04-15T21:23:00Z")
ask the hermit * * * HaVe a GreaTFuL DaY… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/20 "2000-04-15T21:49:00Z")
Hey Satan, I thought you were already “Ast the Music Industry Guy”. * * * “My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011.md?page=2)