# What should we ask YOU? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011 "2000-04-15T14:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/21 "2000-04-15T21:58:00Z")
Ask the Beatles fanatic ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/22 "2000-04-15T22:03:00Z")
Ask the veggie. * * * _That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch._ ---
**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/23 "2000-04-15T22:09:00Z")
Ask the straight Girl! A girl ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/24 "2000-04-15T22:32:00Z")
I’ll be whoever you’d like to ask if there’s money in it. * * * [Crusoe Takes A Trip](http://www.fervent.co.uk/) ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/25 "2000-04-15T22:35:00Z")
The ask me anything but DSL installation questions… more then 8 hours a day and I will go insane… ahh… Guy. * * * **I was sad because I had no shoes, until I saw a snake with no legs.** - Another TRUE Wally original! Accept no substitues! ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/26 "2000-04-15T22:40:00Z")
Ask the Toxin (I don’t know, it just popped into my head) Really, now: Ask Matilda Wormwood’s Double (at least, that’s who I’m always compared to) * * * “Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984 ---
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/27 "2000-04-15T22:47:00Z")
Ask the clueless clown. Ask him anything. * * * ## Just putting my 2sense in. _Tyranny_,\* like Hell\*,\* is not easily conquered\*. -Thomas Paine (fugitive slave catcher) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/28 "2000-04-15T22:49:00Z")
Satan posted: > [@](#): > > Ask the music industry guy. You mean my parents were **right** about rock music and evil? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/29 "2000-04-15T22:52:00Z")
ask the other fat chick, becoming a computer geek, failing latin, shouldn’t have majored in english but art instead, straight, pierced her eyebrow, just learned to crochet, bibliophile college student. * * * Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin. –Ayi Kwei Armah ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/30 "2000-04-16T02:51:00Z")
There was already an _Ask the virgin_ attempt by somebody not especially qualified… Anyways: _Ask the lonely weirdo geek boy._ * * * [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **Shadow of the Pigeon** - Weirdo of the Night ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/31 "2000-04-16T05:33:00Z")
- Ask someone else.\* * * * Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/32 "2000-04-16T05:43:00Z")
Ask somebody who gives a shit. * * * Homepage: [www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov](http://www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov) Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer). Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally ---
**Author:** ![NickyLarson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b2d939/32.png) [@NickyLarson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NickyLarson)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/33 "2000-04-16T06:01:00Z")
Dont ask **me**. * * * Cats are like Baptists. They raise hell but you’ll never catch them at it. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/34 "2000-04-16T06:09:00Z")
Ask me about Yosemite National Park. How many hours to drive there? (5-6 from LA) Where to stay when you are in the park? (Yosemite Lodge or Curry Village) What to do about bears? (Don’t leave ANY food in your car.) The best place to buy film? (Ansel Adams Gallery.) Where to have the best Bleu Cheese Dressing on your salad? (Yosemite Lodge Cafeteria) Ask me! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![NickDanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@NickDanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NickDanger)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/35 "2000-04-16T06:12:00Z")
Ask the door-to-door rectal thermometer salesman. ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/36 "2000-04-16T12:01:00Z")
Ask the oxymoron. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) I am human, and I need to be loved Just like anybody else does ---
**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/37 "2000-04-16T14:31:00Z")
I would go for **Ask the fat guy** but enh… Maybe **Ask the young guy** or **Ask the _Ultra-Virgin_** Or even \*\* Ask the young Fat _Ultra-Virgin_ guy.\*\* Was that not a mastery of UBB code? Maybe I should be ask the guy who knows everything about really basic UBB code… enh, whatever. * * * “My drinking team has a Rugby problem.” _This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally_ If you need a graphic solution, [http:\ alk.to\Piglet](http://http:%5C%09alk.to%5CPiglet) ---
**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/38 "2000-04-16T14:32:00Z")
What do you mean there’s no friggin’ underline??!?!?!?!? Damn you UBB, damn you to hell. Oh, Crud. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011/39 "2000-04-16T14:40:00Z")
Ask the procrastinator. I might get back to you. Then again, I might make a really killer mix tape instead… * * * A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing: “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-ask-you/16011.md?page=1)