# What should we call the recent super-ban? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736 "2011-09-09T17:23:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/21 "2011-09-09T18:31:54Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > :smack: > > Can I file for a senility disability while still employed? Don’t worry it happens to all of us, I had to check the computer’s clock before correcting you in fact. ---
**Author:** ![Teufelblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@Teufelblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teufelblitz)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/22 "2011-09-09T18:31:57Z")
Battle of the Banneds Banapalooza Bandingo Bananarama Block Party? ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/23 "2011-09-09T18:33:07Z")
Bann Day? ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/24 "2011-09-09T18:36:38Z")
Bananza ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/25 "2011-09-09T18:36:53Z")
Oh, **Marleygate** for sure. _You can’t get to heaven on roller skates, 'Cause you’ll roll right by those Marleygates._ I ain’t a-gonna ban … my board no more. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/26 "2011-09-09T18:39:20Z")
**"The Event"** ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/27 "2011-09-09T18:40:22Z")
The Day the IPs Died ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/28 "2011-09-09T18:43:30Z")
**Baub Marley** ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/29 "2011-09-09T18:52:15Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > At some point I think I will change my custom title to something like “And I’d do it again.” I think that’ll send the message. Won’t some dopers just think you’re a glutten for fancy ice cream? (Someone out there help me with the spelling of Fruzerchensgz Glaaggdfzzzia) > [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > The Day the IPs Died Given the amount of flooding going on right not, that may be apropos. No, wait, the levies aren’t dry. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/30 "2011-09-09T19:11:49Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > “I survived Banned-Dope 2010” I’ll ban you so hard you’ll wake up in last year! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/31 "2011-09-09T19:23:24Z")
The Great Ban-dage of Aught-Eleven ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/32 "2011-09-09T19:24:32Z")
Ever since I read **Capitaine Zombie’s** post it’s been Marloutage with de french accent don’t you know? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/33 "2011-09-09T19:42:05Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > The Day the IPs Died Oh, thanks so much. Got an earworm from that one, which resolved itself into song lyrics that may be appropriate for the circumstances: “A Marley Can Ban,” with apologies to Don McLean \*A long long time ago, I can still remember when the MB used to make me smile. And I clicked each and every link Some made me laugh; some made me think– And they all kept me occupied for a while. But all the newbies made me nervous, With all the spam that was their purpose. A new Admin took his place, And said that he would give chase. I do remember I felt damned, Insulted, lost, and yes, shitcanned– I wondered just what flame was fanned The day we were all banned. Oh, man, man, you know a Marley can ban, Clicked the link, but I think, that was not a good plan. With Dopers all looking at the new hatchet man, And singing, “This’ll be the day I’ve been banned– This’ll be the day I’ve been banned.”\* ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/34 "2011-09-09T20:01:34Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > I’m partial to _Marloutage_, with, thanks to\*\* Capitaine Zombie\*\*, a Frenchesque pronunciation: mar-low-TAGE (or however a silly French accent is affected). “Marleley, marlelellyleloooo, mar le nee, marlin, mar… tin, martian…” “Marley?” “That’s the one. Marley. Marley23.” “Marley23? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of Marley.” “That would be the French.” ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/35 "2011-09-09T21:30:23Z")
“The prohibition era”. We may take it for granted today, but there was once a time when the Dope was banned. **Marley23** and his group of “untouchables” traveled the internet and ensured that no computer was legally on the Dope. The banning did not stop the demand, however, and “Post-easys” sprang up across the nation where people, now deprived of posting on the internet, would write expletive laced messages in their bathtubs about the cruelty of declawed cats in wheelchairs. It was a lawless time. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/36 "2011-09-09T21:40:57Z")
**Spoons** , I bow before your high powered awesomeness with that one. Bravo good sir!! ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/37 "2011-09-09T22:36:29Z")
_standing ovation for **Spoons** _ ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/38 "2011-09-09T23:07:49Z")
1 - I can’t do a fake French accent…only a real one! ☹ 2 - Also, now _I_ have that earworm. Damn you, **Spoons!!** 3 - My suggestion was “Grim Bannedango” ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/39 "2011-09-09T23:11:43Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > The Great Ban-dage of Aught-Eleven [minor nitpick]Twenty-eleven, maybe; two thousand eleven, perhaps; or, two thousand and eleven, even. But the “aught” stands for the “0” in '01, '02, and so on, through '09. An example is, “twenty-aught-eight” for 2008.[/mn] ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/40 "2011-09-10T01:35:36Z")
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