# What should we call the recent super-ban? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736 "2011-09-09T17:23:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/41 "2011-09-10T01:52:06Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > **Marley23** ’s short reign of terror? But I barely had time to cast on, let alone knit the names of the fallen. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@LilyoftheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheField)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/42 "2011-09-10T02:38:39Z")
There can only be one answer when we search for the meaning of Universal Banishment. 1. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/43 "2011-09-10T04:37:36Z")
The Banned Wagon. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/44 "2011-09-10T04:54:08Z")
Marley’s Banned-Aid. ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/45 "2011-09-10T05:05:46Z")
The Winter of Marley’s Mis-intent ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/46 "2011-09-10T05:14:31Z")
Marleygeddon. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/47 "2011-09-10T05:26:13Z")
IP in the toilet. ---
**Author:** ![Rex\_Goliath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bcef8e/32.png) [@Rex\_Goliath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rex_Goliath)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/48 "2011-09-10T06:14:53Z")
The Great Bannening ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/49 "2011-09-10T06:19:35Z")
**23 Skidoo** is great. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/50 "2011-09-10T07:20:03Z")
The Great Indiscriminate Act of Og (or Marley23). ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/51 "2011-09-10T08:21:20Z")
Since we all seem to have taken it personally (“was it something I said…?”) maybe something reflective of that. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/52 "2011-09-10T08:26:01Z")
um… what’s wrong with “super-ban”? I mean, maybe in German it would sound more severe SUPER-BAHN! or I guess ÜBER-BAHN! ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/53 "2011-09-10T10:38:41Z")
The day \*\*Cecil \*\*banned everyone. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/54 "2011-09-10T12:12:08Z")
The Grand Unplanned Sweat Gland Fanned System Command Sleight of Hand Crash Land “Banned.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/55 "2011-09-10T14:05:55Z")
The Gotterbannerung The Blockalypse ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/56 "2011-09-10T14:06:54Z")
Marleygeddon - heh heh. There are a ton of great ones here - I have a feeling one will stick. (Very nice, **Spoons**. 🙂 ) ETA: Ooooh, The Blockalypse - awesome! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/57 "2011-09-10T14:18:08Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Oh, thanks so much. Got an earworm from that one, which resolved itself into song lyrics that may be appropriate for the circumstances: > > “A Marley Can Ban,” with apologies to Don McLean > > \*A long long time ago, > I can still remember when the MB used to make me smile. > And I clicked each and every link > Some made me laugh; some made me think– > And they all kept me occupied for a while. > > But all the newbies made me nervous, > With all the spam that was their purpose. > A new Admin took his place, > And said that he would give chase. > > I do remember I felt damned, > Insulted, lost, and yes, shitcanned– > I wondered just what flame was fanned > The day we were all banned. > > Oh, man, man, you know a Marley can ban, > Clicked the link, but I think, that was not a good plan. > With Dopers all looking at the new hatchet man, > And singing, “This’ll be the day I’ve been banned– > This’ll be the day I’ve been banned.”\* - standing ovation - massive applause - ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/58 "2011-09-10T14:20:10Z")
I forgot to mention: Gotterbannerung = Twilight of the Mods. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/59 "2011-09-10T14:31:51Z")
I prefer the more cryptic **What Marley Did**. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/60 "2011-09-10T14:36:24Z")
This entire thread has me giggling like a mad woman. Spoons, you deserve a big, huge, ginormous rais for that post! BRAVO! I cast my vote for Marleygeddon. Because we _know_ somehow, SOMEhow… it was all Marley’s fault. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736.md?page=4)